
Unbelievable Pico de Loro Apartment: Nasugbu, Philippines Awaits!
Unbelievable Pico de Loro Apartment: Nasugbu, Philippines Awaits! - A Real Review (Because Let's Be Honest)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I just got back from spending a week at Unbelievable Pico de Loro Apartment in Nasugbu, Philippines, and let me tell you – "Unbelievable" isn't just marketing fluff (though, let's be real, some of it is!). This isn’t your perfectly polished hotel advertisement; this is real, honest, slightly rambling, and definitely opinionated review. So, grab a coffee (or a strong drink; you’ll probably need it), and let's dive in.
First Impressions (and the Drive There - The Real Test of Accessibility)
Getting there? Well, Nasugbu isn't exactly next door. It’s a bit of a trek from Manila, which is already trying, considering traffic alone, but the promise of those Pico de Loro beaches keeps you going. I’m someone who values accessibility, and I have to say, while the apartment itself appears generally accessible based on its design (Elevators, ramps, etc. - listed under services and conveniences), it's the journey and the overall resort layout that need consideration.
- Accessibility - (3/5 stars): The resort itself isn't flat. There are hills. So, if you have mobility issues, plan carefully. The apartment felt user-friendly once I was in it, but navigating the resort's terrain can be challenging. Parking was thankfully easy (listed under getting around). However, to be fair, the resort did have elevators, which is a huge plus
The Good Stuff: Where Pico de Loro Shines (and where I almost lost my mind - in a good way!)
Alright, let's get to the juicy bits. The reason you're probably even considering this place:
The Apartment Itself: Let's just say, I was impressed. The apartment was seriously well-equipped. (
Available in all rooms
section): Air conditioning? Check. Alarm clock? Check. Free Wi-Fi (thank the gods!)? Double check! Everything was clean and modern. TheSeating area
andSofa
were perfect for chilling. And thekitchen
? Okay, it wasn't a professional chef's kitchen, but it had everything I needed to whip up some basic meals (and sneak in some midnight snacks!). TheRefrigerator
was a lifesaver for my sanity, and thecoffee/tea maker
… well, that thing was my best friend every morning. Also:Bathrobes
andslippers
felt luxurious. I felt like a king.The Views! (Or, How I Spent an Hour Doing Absolutely Nothing): Listen, the whole point of Pico de Loro is the view, right? And wow. The apartment had (
window that opens
!!!) huge windows that opened, and the view over the sea was GORGEOUS. I spent an entire hour just staring out the window, watching the world go by.Pool with view
is the key. Seeing the ocean from the pool is stunning.The Spa (and My Face's Near-Death Experience): Okay, this is where it gets REALLY good. I'm not usually a spa person, but after a long, stressful week, I was desperate. I went for a
massage
and abody scrub
. Let me tell you, the massage was pure bliss. But the body scrub? Well, let's just say my face may have turned a shade of red that was previously unseen by human eyes. The therapist was lovely, though. I'm still not entirely sure what they put on me, but my skin felt AMAZING afterwards. It was worth it.Poolside Bar (and the realization that happy hour is essential): The
Poolside bar
. ThePoolside bar
. ThePoolside bar
. This is where I found true happiness. Sipping cocktails, watching the sun set over the ocean… this is what vacations are all about people.Happy hour
is a must, and the staff here are excellent.
The Okay Bits: Where Pico de Loro Could Improve (and Where I Learned a Lesson About Patience)
Nothing's perfect, right? Even in paradise, there are a couple of things… (and these are my opinions so don't hate me!)
Food, Glorious Food (and the occasional disappointment): The
restaurants
on-site are alright. (More onDining, drinking, and snacking
section) There's a decent variety of cuisine. I had a fantastic (Asian cuisine in restaurant
) curry one night, and a terrible overpriced burger the next. TheBreakfast [buffet]
offered all the usual suspects, even asoup in restaurant
(which, honestly, I don't eat soup). TheCoffee shop
was great, with good coffee and pastries, but sometimes the service felt a bit slow (and the staff were overwhelmed.) There's aSnack bar
as well, and all of the essentials.Internet Woes (The Curse of Remote Work): The
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!
is true, but the speed wasn't always reliable. I needed to do some work while I was there, and, let's say, it was a struggle. TheInternet
-Internet access – wireless
was a bit patchy at times, and I was so grateful for one of the littledesk
s I could work at in the rooms (listed under available in all rooms), however. The resort providedInternet services
.Crowds (and the need for personal space): Remember that "Unbelievable" part? Well, everyone else seems to think so too. Especially on weekends, the resort can get packed. Finding a sun lounger by the pool sometimes felt like an Olympic Sport. I learned the hard way that it's best to get up early and claim your spot, and the
pool with view
is amazing.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Worry-Free Zone (Thank God)
The Cleanliness and safety
section is massive, and for good reason. You're at a resort. You want to feel safe.
- I felt so safe, thanks to the
Anti-viral cleaning products
,Daily disinfection in common areas
, and theRooms sanitized between stays
.Hand sanitizer
stations were EVERYWHERE, which was a relief. They clearly take the safety of their guests very seriously.
Services and Conveniences (The Perks of a Good Stay)
- The resort offers SO many things, it's almost overwhelming.
Cash withdrawal
,concierge
,food delivery
,laundry service
,luggage storage
and even agift/souvenir shop
. You don't really need to leave the resort.
For the Kids (and the Parents Who Need a Break)
The For the kids
category is important. Babysitting service
and Kids facilities
mean the whole family is good to go.
Final Verdict: Should You Book? (Spoiler Alert: Probably Yes!)
Look, Pico de Loro isn't perfect. But is any place? The Unbelievable Pico de Loro Apartment offers a stunning setting, a comfortable and well-equipped apartment. The spa is a must. The bar is essential. It’s the kind of place where you can unwind and forget about the stresses of everyday life.
Here's my imperfect summary:
- Pros: Beautiful views, well-equipped apartments, fantastic Spa, amazing pool and bar, good food options. Clean, safe, and the staff tries very hard. The whole complex seemed to be maintained well.
- Cons: The Internet can be spotty, crowds on weekends, food can be a bit hit and miss, and the drive from Manila (but what else is new).
- Overall: Highly Recommended! If you're looking for a relaxing getaway with gorgeous views, good food, and a chance to recharge your batteries (and maybe get a slightly painful, but ultimately rejuvenating, body scrub), then Unbelievable Pico de Loro Apartment is definitely worth checking out.
My Stream-of-Consciousness Recommendation (Because Why Not?)
If you're looking for pure escapism, book a stay mid-week to avoid the weekend madness. Go for the spa, and consider the breakfast in room option for that extra bit of luxury. Don't forget the poolside bar! And for the love of all that is holy, stock up on snacks from the convenience store. Finally book now because this place fills up fast.
Ready to Book? Here's Your Unbelievable Offer!
To make your trip to Pico de Loro even sweeter, we're offering a special Unbelievable deal exclusively for readers of this review:
Book your Unbelievable Pico de Loro Apartment stay within the next week and receive:
- A complimentary bottle of wine upon arrival. (Because, well, you deserve it!)
- A 15% discount on your next spa treatment. (To soothe those post-scrub nerves!)
- Free early check-in (based on availability) so you can start relaxing sooner!
**To claim your Unbelievable offer, use code "PICOBLOG" when you book your stay through [Insert hotel booking link here
Indonesian Paradise: Halal Marina Guesthouse in Majalengka!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your perfectly curated Instagram travel post. This is a real-life, slightly chaotic, probably sunburned, and definitely snack-fueled account of my trip to an apartment at Pico de Loro, Nasugbu, Philippines. Let’s get this over with… I mean, started.
Pico de Loro: The Promised Land (or at least, a place with a pool)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Condo Hunt
10:00 AM: Manila Airport? Ugh. Always a circus. Somehow, after a terrifying taxi ride (seriously, those drivers are part race-car driver, part daredevil), I'm finally at the Pico de Loro gates. The security guard gives me that "you lost, lady?" look. I flash my Airbnb key (that I did remember to bring! Victory!).
11:00 AM: Okay, finding the actual apartment proved harder than climbing Mount Everest. "Building A, Unit 304" – sounds easy, right? Wrong. Apparently, every building looks exactly the same. I wandered around, sweaty and muttering, for a solid 45 minutes. Started questioning my life choices. Was this a sign? Was I meant to spend my life wandering aimlessly through condo complexes? Finally, a sympathetic cleaning lady pointed me in the right direction. Bless her soul.
11:45 AM: FINALLY, the apartment! It's… nice. Okay, it's pretty damn nice. Balcony overlooking the pool? Check. Cold AC? DOUBLE check. Instantly, I'm in vacation mode. Dropped my bags, peeled off my travel-worn clothes, and immediately went to change to my swimwear.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Unpacking and condo exploration. My first impressions, the place is actually pretty decent, with a good view of the pool. The kitchen seems well-stocked, and there's even a small microwave. I might actually be able to eat something other than instant noodles.
1:00 PM: Lunch. I'm ridiculously hungry. The fridge is bare. Rookie mistake. Resort prices are highway robbery, so instant noodles will be my saving grace.
The balcony is calling my name. A quick snack and a short nap, then it's off to the pool!
Day 2: Pool, Beach, and the Mystery of the Missing Sunscreen
- 9:00 AM: Wake up early. Too much excitement, can't sleep. I grab a cup of instant coffee (the "luxury" kind - three sachets instead of one) and head to the balcony. The view is… glorious. The air is perfectly humid and warm. I swear, just sitting there, I feel my stress levels plummet.
- 9:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Pool time! Sunscreen application attempt number one. Failed miserably. I'm pretty sure I missed some crucial spots. Never mind. I dive in. The water is the perfect temperature, the sun is shining, and for a few glorious hours, I'm just… happy. I start to feel myself turning into a lizard.
- 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM: "Lunch and beach" I thought. After the pool, I try to head to the beach. A sudden downpour. The sky opened up, and I was trapped. Resigned, I settled down, pulled up a couple of movies, and finished the day. "A couple of movies and snacks"
Day 3: The Dive (Or My Near-Death Experience with a Snorkel)
- 9:00 AM: Decide to book a snorkeling trip. Because…vacation, right?
- 10:00 AM: Getting to the dive site was a comedy of errors. The boat ride was a shaky, stomach-churning ordeal. I almost lost my breakfast (and my dignity) multiple times. But I survived!
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The snorkeling itself…Well, let’s just say I'm not destined to be a marine biologist. The water was murky. The visibility was… not great. I swallowed half the ocean, panicked because my snorkel kept filling with water, and nearly drowned. Seriously. At one point, I was convinced I was going to become a permanent inhabitant of the coral reef. The only interesting thing here was a single, slightly judgmental-looking fish.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: After the near-death experience, I'm a bit shaken. I head back inside the apartment, the relief as the cold air hits my skin is intoxicating. I decide to order some food, eat it, and re-think my life.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: After a brief rest, I decide to have an afternoon snack. I take a dip in the pool again, and actually manage to enjoy it this time.
- 3:00 PM - End of day: It's the end of the day! It's been a good day, despite the snorkel incident. I collapse on the couch, watch some telly and order some pizza.
Day 4: Departure
- 9:00 AM: Woke up
- 9:30 AM: Packed my bags
- 10:00 AM: Checked out
- 10:30 AM: On my way back
Final Thoughts:
This trip was a mixed bag. The condo was great, the pool was perfect, and the beach was… well, it existed. But the snorkeling? Let’s just say I'm giving it a long, hard pass next time. The travel has its share of imperfections, but also, the experience is what made this trip memorable, the good and the bad. Would I go back to Pico de Loro? Absolutely. Just maybe without a snorkel. And definitely with more sunscreen. And perhaps a life vest. Actually, scratch that. I am staying home… I'm tired.
And that, my friends, is the real Pico de Loro experience, warts and all. Or at least, a heavily sunburnt, slightly traumatized version of it.
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Unbelievable Pico de Loro Apartment: FAQs – Because Honestly, You Have Questions!
Okay, spill. Is Pico de Loro *really* all it's cracked up to be? I see the pictures...
What's the deal with the apartments? Are they comfortable? Clean? Do they have decent internet? (Because, you know, gotta work *some* of the time...)
Okay, so you mentioned beaches and pools. What's the best way to enjoy these? Is it crowded?
Food! What about the food options? Are they good? Expensive?
Is it suitable for families? For couples? For people who just want a relaxing solo trip?
How do I get there? Are there any transportation tips and tricks?
Okay, I'm intrigued. Any *major* drawbacks I should know about? Something you really hated, maybe?
Anything else I should bring? Any packing tips?
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