Escape to Paradise: The 20s Resort Kas, India - Your Unforgettable Getaway
Alright, buckle up buttercups! Because I just got back from… well, I felt like Paradise after this one, which is exactly what the Escape to Paradise: The 20s Resort Kas, India - Your Unforgettable Getaway promises. And let me tell you, it mostly delivers. This ain't your sterilized, cookie-cutter hotel, folks. This is… something. (And I'm still unpacking the laundry, so bear with me.)
First, the essential stuff, right? Accessibility. Now, I'm lucky enough not to be in a wheelchair, but I did notice the elevator – crucial if you’re not keen on climbing stairs in the Indian heat. They do advertise "Facilities for disabled guests," which is a good sign, but I'm not qualified to give it a full thumbs-up. Check with the resort directly for specifics.
On-site accessible restaurants and lounges? I saw a few, seemed pretty open, and that's a good start. But, again, important to confirm details before you go.
Right, let's dive into the good stuff. Like, seriously, the good stuff.
Internet Access - Okay, so the Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! is mostly true. I had a few minor hiccups – you know, the occasional buffering during a vital YouTube deep-dive into the history of Bollywood fashion. The Wi-Fi in public areas was generally solid, though. There's also Internet [LAN], but who uses LAN anymore? My hot-spot was more reliable than the LAN. Internet services themselves were typical. Nothing groundbreaking here, but it works.
Things to do, ways to relax, and the whole "Spa" thing: This is where the resort shines. Seriously, I could write a whole novella about the spa.
The Spa Experience: Forget about your worries, the Spa is pure indulgence. They have everything you could imagine. I spent hours in the Sauna. Seriously, it was a spiritual experience. Sweat out all the bad decisions, the questionable street food, the existential dread… all gone! They also have a Steamroom, which is almost as good. The Body scrub was divine. Not always my favorite. Getting scrubbed down by a stranger is an intimate experience. I’d recommend it to all. The Body wrap, made me feel like a pampered mummy. I was basically reborn. And the Massage? Oh, the massage. I might have fallen asleep and drooled a little. Don’t judge me. Also, they have a Foot bath. It was the perfect way to relax.
Other Relaxation Points: The Pool with view is as stunning as it looks in the photos. The Swimming pool [outdoor] is also great for cooling off. There's also a Fitness center. I mean, I walked past it, but I was too busy, you know, being massaged.
The Views. The view from the pool with a view? Out of this world. The only downside? You might never want to leave, which is exactly what I felt like. It was the perfect place to chill out and just soak up the sun.
Now, about the other stuff… yeah, here's how it goes:
Cleanliness and safety: They're taking it seriously. Noticeable Anti-viral cleaning products. They do Daily disinfection in common areas. There was Hand sanitizer everywhere. They have a Doctor/nurse on call. Rooms are Rooms sanitized between stays. It felt safe, but frankly, I was too blissed out to pay too much attention to the finer hygiene details, I'm not going to lie.
Dining, drinking, and snacking: Okay, here’s the honest-to-goodness truth about the food: it's… varied. The Asian breakfast was usually the best part of my morning. They have A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, and Breakfast [buffet], all of which I partook of. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was good. Now, the Western cuisine in restaurant was… okay. Not quite "five-star Michelin guide," but perfectly edible. They have a Poolside bar. I sampled a few cocktails (research, you know!), and they were well-made. The Snack bar was a lifesaver when you’re desperately craving something between meals. The Vegetarian restaurant options were plentiful. (India, you are winning!) Seriously, the Desserts in restaurant were my downfall. I might have gained a few pounds. They had a Daily disinfection in common areas. The Bottle of water was always very welcome. I'm telling you, this is going to be another great experience. The Happy hour was a good time.
Services and conveniences: Pretty standard, honestly. Air conditioning in public area, and the Air conditioning in my room was a lifesaver. Cash withdrawal option was very helpful. Concierge was helpful. Daily housekeeping was… well, I left my room in a state of artistic chaos, so they had their work cut out for them. Dry cleaning was efficient. And they have an Elevator, which is a massive win in my book. They are running a Food delivery. The Luggage storage was fantastic. There are Safety deposit boxes.
For the kids: I didn't bring any kids, but I saw a few running around. Seemed Family/child friendly, but again, I can't give you a deep review. They have Babysitting service, if you need it.
Access: CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property gave me a sense of security. Check-in/out [express] for those who are in a rush but I was not. Front desk [24-hour]. And Security [24-hour]. It felt pretty safe.
Available in all rooms: It’s a decent room, let me tell you. My room had Air conditioning, Additional toilet, Alarm clock, and Bathrobes. The Bathrobes were fluffy. The Bathtub was big enough for a soak after a long day. The Bedding was comfortable. The Coffee/tea maker was crucial for those early mornings. The Desk was useful for writing postcards. The Free bottled water was a nice touch (and necessary!). The Hair dryer was essential. The In-room safe box gave me peace of mind for my valuables. The Internet access – wireless was spotty. There’s an Ironing facilities. The Linens were crisp and clean. The Mini bar was well-stocked. There’s a Mirror, and a Non-smoking room. The Private bathroom was clean. There are Satellite/cable channels. The Seating area provided a nice place to relax. The Separate shower/bathtub was a nice touch. And yes, there are Shower! Smoke detector. The Soundproofing was welcome. The Telephone worked. There were Toiletries. The Towels were fluffy. The Umbrella came in handy during a sudden downpour. Wake-up service always on time. Wi-Fi [free], mostly! And yes, they have a Window that opens!
The Imperfections:
- The service could be a bit… relaxed at times. Remember you're in India, where "on time" is more of a suggestion.
- The food, while generally good, wasn’t always consistent in quality. Some days were culinary masterpieces, others…meh.
- The resort is gorgeous, but it’s not exactly the easiest place to get to. Factor in travel time.
My Overall Verdict:
Honestly? I'm giving it a solid four out of five stars. Escape to Paradise: The 20s Resort Kas, India is a great place to unwind, get pampered, and escape the everyday drudgery. It’s not perfect, but its flaws are part of its charm.
The Emotional Rollercoaster:
I went in stressed, wound up, and needing a serious break. Left feeling blissful, recharged, and slightly sunburnt. (Pro Tip: Wear sunscreen, people!) It was honestly the best trip of my life.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously crafted travel itinerary. This is… well, this is my take on The 20s Resort in Kas, India. And trust me, it's going to be a wild ride. Prepare for the chaos. Prepare for the… feelings.
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread (I Mean, "Adventure")
8:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Ugh, the flight. Seriously, the flight. I swear, they pack you in like sardines. I swear the lady next to me was practicing interpretive dance – I think she was trying to tell me she needed the window seat with her movements. I arrived with the existential dread I mentioned. Checked into The 20s, which looked REALLY cute in the pictures. Turns out, it's even MORE Instagrammable in real life. Like, actual heart-eyes emoji material.
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Finally, unpacked and made my way out to the breakfast buffet. Oh. My. God. The food. I’m talking the kind of food you dream about at 3 AM. Fresh naan, spicy curries, mountains of fruit. Ate way too much. Regretting that now, but hey, no regrets! (Just… a slight stomach ache.)
12:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Okay, pool time! Chased off that airplane misery. Found the perfect lounge chair. Ordered a mango lassi that was so good I almost cried. Watched a couple of guys in speedos loudly arguing over a game of backgammon. Honestly, peak vacation vibes.
2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Hmmm, afternoon is kind of a blur. I did manage to get a massage. Maybe it was the mango lassi, but I think I drifted off to sleep about five times.
4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Wandered around the resort, vaguely searching for… something. Deep meaning? A decent cup of coffee? Found neither. Sat on my balcony, watched the sunset, and realized I’d forgotten to put sunscreen on my nose. Facepalm.
6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner at the resort's restaurant. Gorgeous view. The food was almost as good as breakfast. Except for the weirdly textured lentils. Seriously, what were those? I ended up drinking a little too much wine. More existential dread, but this time, slightly tipsy.
8:00 PM Onwards : Realized, I am terrible at making friends. Tried to strike up a conversation with a couple near me, but promptly spilled my Cabernet Sauvignon on the nice woman’s pristine white shirt. Mortified. Retreat, back to my room. Decided to read a book. I'm gonna hide.
Day 2: The Dive and the Disasters
8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Woke up with a slight headache, courtesy of the aforementioned wine. Coffee, coffee, coffee!! Made a mental note to invest in a decent hat after the sunscreen incident.
9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The Dive. The activity I was most excited for. This was supposed to be the most epic experience of the trip. We booked a scuba thing. It was… intense. First, the wetsuit. Oh god, the wetsuit. I'm pretty sure it was designed to make you feel like a sausage casing about to burst. Getting it on felt like a wrestling match. Then, the fear. Actual, honest-to-goodness fear. Being fifty feet down in the ocean is kind of terrifying. I spent the entire time hyperventilating, clutching the instructor's hand, and silently repeating, "I can do this, I can do this…" Saw some fish. They were pretty. Felt like an alien in their world. After the dive, I felt a mix of exhausted, exhilarated, and slightly nauseous. This was the best, most terrifying, and amazing thing I have ever done.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch after the dive on a beach. Delicious, simple food, but still a bit… seasick.
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Attempted to relax, again. Maybe I just can’t relax. Walked to the beach. Got a little sunburn. Didn't get much time.
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Disaster time. The beach was amazing. I saw the ocean, was impressed by the colors. I decided to try standup paddleboarding. And failed. Awkwardly. Miserably. Face-planted in the water. Twice. Lost my sunglasses. My dignity. Decided to call it a day.
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Back to the room, showered, and changed. Contemplated the meaning of life. Probably should have taken a nap.
6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner. Found a new restaurant off the resort. Went for the local recommended dish, and immediately burned the roof of my mouth. Cried a little. Everything is burning. Everything is beautiful.
8:00 PM Onward: Feeling slightly better. Attempting to write a postcard to my mom. (I forgot my stamps. Sigh). Decided to watch a movie. Going to get lost in a movie tonight.
Day 3: The Search, and the Sweetness
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Breakfast. This time, skipped the chili.
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Explored the market area, found a trinket to bring home. Spent way too long haggling over a scarf. Finally caved and bought it. Still think I got ripped off, but hey, it’s pretty.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Found this small little cafe. They served the best coffee I had in days. Perfect pastries that I could stare at all day.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Back at the resort. Relaxing around the pool. Tried to read. Managed to, I don't know, maybe get through a chapter? Started a conversation with this lovely couple who kept traveling all over the place. I'm definitely not as adventurous as they are.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Massages time. Needed it after the "paddleboarding" incident.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: I wandered the resort, looking for a good spot to watch the sunset. I looked all day for the sunsets, and it finally paid off.
- 7:00 PM - Onward: I went for dinner at a local restaurant. The sunset. The food. The people. It was sweet. I ended the night, talking to the couple. I made new friends. I think, a good day. A good trip.
Epilogue:
Okay, so maybe "messy, honest, funny, and absolutely human" was an understatement. This trip… It was a whirlwind. It was beautiful. It was a disaster. It was… me. Would I go back to The 20s Resort? Absolutely. Would I do things differently? Probably not. Would I stop spilling wine on strangers and face planting into the ocean? Maybe. Probably not. But hey, that’s life, right? And at least I have a story, and an amazing tan. Now that's what you call a real holiday.
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Escape to Paradise: The 20s Resort Kas, India - Your Unforgettable Getaway (Probably)
Alright, so you're thinking about heading to Escape to Paradise in Kas, eh? Smart move (maybe). I've been, I've sweated, I've eaten (a lot), and I'm here to give you the real deal. Prepare yourself, because this FAQ ain't your average brochure bullshit.
1. What even IS this "Escape to Paradise" everyone's talking about? And does it actually live up to the name?
It's a resort in Kas, a teeny-tiny town in India that's kinda got it all: mountains, beaches (sort of), and a whole lotta chill vibes. "Escape to Paradise?" Look, the name is ambitious. Is it a deserted island paradise where dolphins bring you breakfast? No. Is it a really cool, well-done resort that's trying its best to deliver a good time? Absolutely. Honestly, depending on your expectations, it could *feel* like paradise. For me? Sometimes. Other times, I was wrestling with a rogue mosquito the size of a small drone at 3 AM. So, yeah...mixed bag.
2. The Rooms. Spill the Tea. Are they Insta-Worthy? How's the Bathroom Situation? 🧻
Okay, the rooms. They're generally pleasant. Clean (thank god), and decorated in that whole 'rustic chic' thing that's SO in right now. I wouldn't call them 'Insta-worthy' in the sense of, like, perfectly curated, filtered perfection. But! They're photogenic enough for a casual post with the sunset peeking through the window. The bathroom situation? That's the real test. Hot water? Generally present, but sometimes you gotta channel your inner Buddha and embrace the (briefly) chilly shower. Pressure? Don't expect Niagara Falls. But it gets the job done. Just bring your patience. And some wet wipes, just in case.
3. The Food. Oh God, The Food. Tell Me Everything. Is it Spicy?! (I'm from Iowa)
Look, I'm gonna be honest: The food was a HUGE part of the experience. I'm not kidding, I think I gained five pounds just *thinking* about it. The resort restaurant (they call it 'The Spice Merchant', because, you know, India) offers a variety of dishes, local and international. And YES, it *is* spicy, sometimes. They'll ask you, "How spicy, madam?" and the answer is ALWAYS, "Medium, please!". Because even medium will make your eyeballs sweat. But it's delicious. The butter chicken was legendary. The fresh fruit smoothies? *Chef's kiss*. The tandoori? So good. I devoured plates of naan like a starving wolf. And the breakfast buffet? Oh man... the parathas, the dosas... I dreamt about them for weeks after I left. Okay, maybe a *little* too much spicy food, and probably needed some Tums by the third day. No regrets. None.
4. Activities? What's There To *DO* Besides Eat and Sleep (and avoid rogue mosquitoes)?
Okay, so, the activities. This is where it's important to manage your expectations. It's not like Cancun. They have a pool, which is actually surprisingly lovely and well-maintained. Then there's beach, which is okay. You can sunbathe, but the sand isn't quite, you know, pristine white powder (again, India, not the Maldives). Then there are hikes, which I strongly suggest you do at least once – the views are stunning! Trust me, the photos you take will actually be worth a share. They organized a bonfire one night, which was fun, but slightly awkward because everyone was too shy to dance. But! there's also a spa, which is a MUST. The massages were heavenly, and the air conditioning in the spa alone was worth the price of admission.
5. The Staff! Are They Actually Helpful? Annoying? Can I Get Away With Ordering Room Service at 3 AM?
The staff are *genuinely* lovely. Like, incredibly so. Their smiles are genuine, even when you're being a complete idiot (I may or may not have tried to order room service at 3 AM after a particularly adventurous plate of Vindaloo). They're eager to help, they're patient with tourists who can't speak a word of Hindi (me), and they generally go out of their way to make you feel welcome. The person that cleaned my room was an angel and was patient with me, even though I definitely left the place a mess. Room service at 3 AM? Probably not. But if you hit them up with a request at a *reasonable* hour, they'll bend over backwards. Seriously, the staff is one of the best parts of the whole place.
6. The Pool. Tell me more. Is it crowded? Is it clean? Do I Need a Snorkel?
The pool! Okay, this one is a real winner, especially if you're not a huge beach person (like me and sand - we don't get along). It's usually clean and well-maintained. Crowded? Not really! I mean, sometimes there are a few other guests lounging around, but it's never felt overly packed. You can usually snag a sunbed and relax. You definitely don't need a snorkel, unless you enjoy staring at the bottom of the pool, which, hey, no judgement. I spent hours just bobbing around and reading my book. Bliss. The only downside? Sometimes, you gotta chase away the local pool-side cat trying to steal your snacks. But honestly, i found it pretty cute.
7. Is It Really "Unforgettable?" Did YOU have an 'Unforgettable' experience? Spill!
Unforgettable? Look, I've traveled a bunch. I've seen stuff. And did I genuinely find the resort 'Unforgettable'? Well, no, not in the grand sense of the word. Was it an incredible place to relax, eat a lot of food, and occasionally be annoyed by a mosquito? Yes. I will say the view when I woke up on the first day was genuinely amazing. Also, the time I fell in the pool while trying to take a 'candid' photo was pretty memorable (I'm now famous in the resort's photo collection! Yay). The food was the major unforgettable part for me, I'm a glutton for good food. But more than the specific moments, it was the entire vibe. The escape, the peace, the feeling of being completely disconnected from the daily grind. It's a place that kinda leaves a mark, even if you don't realize it until you're stuck back home and dreaming of butter chicken and spicy curries. So, yeah, definitely a place to visit at least once in your life.
8. Okay, I'm Convinced (Maybe). What's the Biggest Piece of Advice You'd Give Someone Going?
Lower your expectations (slightly!). Go with an open mind. Embrace the chaos. Pack bug spray. And definitely, definitely,Ocean View Inn
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