Indonesian Paradise: Unbelievable Views Await at Bandung's Limousin Guest House
Indonesian Paradise: Limousin Guest House Review - Bandung, Java! (with rambling, honesty, and a whole lotta Wi-Fi)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to unleash the full, unfiltered, and slightly caffeinated truth about the Limousin Guest House in Bandung, Indonesia. This review isn't just about the facilities; it's about the experience. Get ready, because it’s gonna be long!
First Impressions & General Vibe
Bandung! This city is a chaotic, vibrant, and honestly, kind of glorious mess. The Limousin Guest House, thankfully, offers a welcome respite from the delicious madness. Picture this: lush greenery tumbling down the hillside, a cool breeze, and a view… holy moly, the view! It's like someone took a postcard of the Indonesian countryside and blew it up to IMAX proportions. Just… stunning.
The overall vibe? Relaxed, slightly bohemian, and definitely aimed at people who appreciate a good view. This isn't a sterile, corporate hotel. It's got soul, a little bit of wear and tear, and a definite sense of character. And trust me, that's a good thing.
The Rooms: My Cozy Sanctuary (and the Great Wi-Fi Caper)
Let's dive straight into the rooms! Mine was… wonderful. I’m not gonna lie: the first thing I did was fling open the curtains and just gasp. This is what I needed after flying in. A generous space, a really comfy bed (those linens!), and a window… oh, that window!
- What I Loved: The blackout curtains! Game changer for beating jet lag. The reading light. The complimentary tea – a lifesaver in the afternoon. And, importantly, the free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (More on this in a sec). My room had a window that opens and the air-conditioning worked like a charm.
- The "Meh" Moment: The bathroom was adequate, but the soap dispenser looked like it had seen better days. It’s a tiny thing, but I’m a stickler for details.
- Important Notes on Amenities: Additional toilet available! Alarm clock, bathrobes, hair dryer, in-room safe and minibar are available. Non-smoking rooms are a godsend, and they even supply slippers.
The Wi-Fi Saga: A Love Story (with a Bit of Frustration)
Okay, so the Wi-Fi situation is worth its own section. The Guest House gets top marks for Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yay! And the Internet access - wireless. Double yay!. But, and there’s always a but, sometimes the Wi-Fi was… temperamental. Look, this is Indonesia. The internet isn’t as rock-solid as in, say, Switzerland. There were moments of glorious connectivity, and other moments where I was desperately clinging to the Internet access – LAN, my laptop plugged in like a lifeline. But honestly? The Wi-Fi was in public areas too, so it was never a total disaster, and usually the views made up for any lag in the streaming.
My advice? Embrace the occasional digital detox. Enjoy the moments when the view is more captivating than your Instagram feed!
Cleanliness, Safety, and Those Pandemic Protocols (Gotta Be Honest)
Top marks for Cleanliness and safety: I felt safe. They've definitely taken the pandemic seriously, which is a big deal.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: I didn't see them, but I trust they're there.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Check.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere!
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Definitely.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Confirmed.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: They make efforts with it.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Check.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Safe to eat there.
- Masks are a MUST.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Feeding the Soul (and the Belly)
The Limousin offers a decent array of options, nothing overly fancy, but satisfying!
- Restaurants: There were restaurants - they had Asian cuisine in restaurant, great for trying all sorts of local dishes.
- Breakfast: You could select from a buffet in restaurant, an Asian breakfast or a Western breakfast. I went for the buffet every day (I love a good buffet!).
- Bar: They had a bar. Happy Hour was a highlight!
- Poolside bar: There was a poolside bar.
- Other: They offered things like coffee/tea in restaurant, a la carte in restaurant and desserts in restaurant.
What I loved: The local dishes - so much amazing flavor! Sitting by the pool with a Bintang and watching the sunset. The staff were friendly and helpful.
- What I'd change: The coffee could be better - but hey, I'm a coffee snob.
The Amenities: Relaxation, Pampering, and a Little Bit of Fitness (Maybe)
Okay, this is where the Limousin Guest House shines. It's not just a place to sleep; it's a place to unwind.
- The Pool: The Swimming pool [outdoor], with a stunning view, is the heart of the place.
- Spa: Spa/sauna.
- Sauna, Steamroom, Massage: Check, check, and check! I indulged in a massage – pure bliss.
- Fitness center: Didn't use it. I was too busy eating!
- Things to do, ways to relax. If you are ready to relax the options are great.
Services and Conveniences: Making Life Easier
They thought of everything, honestly.
- Services and conveniences: Air conditioning in public area, business facilities, daily housekeeping, elevator, facilities for disabled guests, laundry service, meeting/banquet facilities, luggage storage, safety deposit boxes, terrace etc.
- Getting around: Airport transfer, car park [free of charge].
Accessibility:
- The Guest House has Facilities for disabled guests.
For the Kids (If You're Bringing the Mini-Mes)
- Family/child friendly.
- Babysitting service.
The Verdict:
The Limousin Guest House isn't perfect, but it's far from it. It's a place that feels authentic, offers incredible value for money, boasts a view that'll steal your heart, and provides a genuine taste of Indonesian hospitality. It’s a place where you can truly relax, unwind, and reconnect with yourself.
My Final, Highly Subjective Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars. I knocked off half a star for the slightly temperamental Wi-Fi and the slightly dated soap dispenser. The rest? Absolutely brilliant.
Now, the Hard Sell: Book Your Escape!
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- Unbelievable Views: Wake up to jaw-dropping vistas every single day. This is the Instagram photo you actually want.
- Relaxation Central: From the pool with a view to the spa, melt your stress away.
- Indonesian Flavors: Indulge in the delicious cuisine of Bandung.
- Safety & Peace of Mind: Rest easy knowing the Guest House is committed to your health and safety.
- Unbeatable Value: Luxurious experiences at a price that won’t break the bank!
- The Wi-fi! Okay, maybe not perfect, but you can't beat the convenience of "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" and "Internet access – wireless."
- It's the perfect escape.
- Limited Availability: Don't miss out!
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Escape to Paradise: Katyuri's Breathtaking Kotdwara Getaway
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Because this isn't just a travel itinerary, this is a deep dive into my soul (and a very lovely limousin guest house in Bandung, Indonesia). Prepare for the glorious chaos.
Bandung Bound: A Messy, Marvelous Adventure at Beautiful View Limousin Guest House
Day 1: Arrival, Airport Anxiety, and the Allure of "Kopi Susu"
- 7:00 AM (ish): My internal alarm clock screeches (that's the sound of "panic"). Flight to Jakarta departed from Singapore. I'm pretty sure I double-checked my passport… thrice? Okay, maybe twice. Anyway, I didn't forget it, unlike that one time in Prague… (shudders). Jakarta to Bandung train journey starts and I just hope didn't mess up my train time again.
- 10:00 AM: Train arrives at Bandung. Honestly, the train ride was a blur of cat naps and trying to decode the Indonesian words, it was a pleasant experience. "Selamat Pagi!" is the extent of my vocabulary at this point.
- 11:30 AM: Taxi to Beautiful View Limousin Guest House. The driver's playlist is a symphony of Indonesian pop – which is strangely addictive, in a "I'm-going-to-learn-the-lyrics-even-though-I-don't-understand-a-word" kind of way.
- 12:30 PM: Arrival at the Guest House. Oh. My. Goodness. The view! This place is BEAUTIFUL. More like a mansion than a guest house. The air is incredibly fresh. The staff is unfathomably kind, even as I fumble through my rudimentary Bahasa Indonesia. Check-in: a disaster. I somehow managed to lock myself out of my room within 10 minutes of arriving. Facepalm.
- 1:30 PM: Lunch at the Guest House. "Nasi Goreng," the savior of all travel-worn souls. And the "Kopi Susu"… Sweet, creamy, and strong. This is a life-changing beverage. Possibly. I may be exaggerating slightly. But wow, it was good.
- 2:30 PM: Settling in, unpacking, and taking a deep breath. The room is perfect. Balcony? Check. Lush greenery peeking through the windows? Check. Instant tranquility. Ah, the sweet, sweet sound of silence (broken only by the cheerful chatter of the staff).
- 3:30 PM: Errands/Sightseeing near the Guest House. Stumbling around a local market, the smells and sounds are overwhelming – in the best way possible. Picked up some fruit I couldn't identify. Will inevitably regret it later. Maybe…
- 5:00 PM: Back to Guest House. A bit of a dip in the pool… or maybe just sitting by the pool, staring at the view, and feeling like I'm in a movie.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner! Went back to the guest house restaurant… ordered something I think is chicken… hope it’s not goat… and some more kopi susu. The view at night is magical. The stars are brighter than I've ever seen.
Day 2: Tanks, Craters Crater, and a Karaoke Catastrophe.
- 9:00 AM: Rise and shine! or rise and slightly groan. Breakfast at the guest house… Indulged in the scrambled eggs, fruit, and of course, another cup of kopi susu. Still not tired of the view…
- 10:00 AM: Taxi to Kawah Putih (White Crater). The drive is scenic and winding. Altitude sickness looms. Pop a couple of those chewable tablets. Hopefully, don't throw up.
- 12:00 PM: Kawah Putih. The crater is unreal. It looks like a freaking alien planet. The sulfur smell hits you like a ton of bricks. And the colours! The lake's surface glows. It's breathtaking… and slightly nauseating. Took the photo. And another photo and another one.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch after a successful trip to Kawah Putih(Hopefully, I don't throw up). Back to Guest House… more kopi susu. Seriously considering importing this stuff.
- 4:00 PM: Relax and recharge. Maybe a massage? Or maybe just napping on the balcony. Decision, decisions..
- 6:00 PM: Karaoke! (yes, I'm aware of the potential for disaster). The guest house apparently has a karaoke machine. I am, unfortunately, a terrible singer. Prepare for a cringefest. The staff is incredibly encouraging, though… And the fact that I can belt out a terrible rendition of Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" in Indonesian is probably a cultural experience, right? "Total Eclipse of the Hati" - a new language skill unlocked!
- 8:00 PM: Dinner and a slightly guilty feeling after the karaoke. My voice is gone. I think I may have scarred a few people. Oops. On the plus side, the food was delicious.
Day 3: Factory Outlet Fever, Farewell Feasting, and the Longing to Stay.
- 9:00 AM: Farewell breakfast at the guest house. It's already too soon to leave. The view. The staff. The kopi susu. I will miss it all.
- 10:00 AM: Shopping, shopping, shopping! Factory outlet hopping. Bandung is known for its fashion. I buy some cheap shoes that probably fall apart in transit.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. More Nasi Goreng, because why mess with perfection?
- 2:00 PM: One last dip in the pool. Soak it all in.
- 3.00 PM: Check out. Saying goodbye is hard. The staff smiles. I feel a lump in my throat.
- 4:00 PM: Train back to Jakarta. I'm already planning my return.
- 6:00 PM: I'm sitting on the train. I'm tired, my feet hurt, and my backpack is full of things I probably don't need. But my heart is full. This trip was messy. This trip was imperfect. This trip was absolutely, undeniably… wonderful.
In Conclusion:
Bandung at Beautiful View Limousin Guest House, you had me at "kopi susu." And the view? The staff? The general feeling of peace and joy? Unforgettable. I'll be back. Maybe next time I'll learn more Bahasa. Maybe next time I won't butcher Karaoke. But definitely next time, I'll be drinking copious amounts of kopi susu.
P.S. I never did find out what that fruit was. But hey, part of the adventure, right? And if anyone’s got the kopi susu recipe… send it my way!
Escape to Paradise: B&B Martina's Sardinian Charm Awaits!
Okay, spill. Is Limousin Guest House really *that* unbelievably beautiful? Seriously?
Ugh, fine. Let me just grab a coffee first, because this is going to take a while. Okay, so, "unbelievably beautiful"? Yeah, maybe. Depends on your definition of "unbelievable." Look, I've seen Instagram photos, right? Those perfectly filtered sunsets, those infinity pools that look like they lead straight to the heavens… I walked in expecting disappointment, a bit of an airbrushed fantasy. But honestly? It actually punched me in the face with beauty.
The view from my room… oh my god. I swear I spent a solid hour just staring out the window. It's not just some pretty landscape, okay? It’s the mountains rolling like green waves, the clouds practically brushing the peaks… it’s… I don't even know. Maybe it’s the way the light hits everything in the morning. Golden, like someone poured liquid sunshine over the whole darn thing. I totally lost track of time, forgot about emails, even forgot to brush my teeth. (Don't judge! It was the *view!*) So, yes. Unbelievable-ish. Maybe. Probably. Definitely go see it.
What's up with the "Limousin" part of the name? Were they expecting royalty? (And did they deliver?)
Okay, so the name. Limousin. I envisioned butlers in white gloves, popping champagne bottles every five seconds, and someone yelling "Your Majesty" anytime I needed a scone. The reality? Not quite. The staff *are* incredibly polite and helpful, bless their hearts. Honestly, super attentive. But the vibe is more… relaxed luxury. Think comfortable elegance, not Versailles.
Delivered? In my opinion, yes! The rooms are beautiful, spacious, and well-appointed. No dusty antiques, which I appreciated. Though, honestly, a vintage car would have been a nice touch given the whole "limo" thing. Seriously, I'm still trying to figure out *why* Limousin. Maybe the owner's a Francophile? Maybe they just liked the sound of it. Mystery, I tell you! But don't let the name throw you. Just expect a lovely stay with a killer view, not a royal coronation.
How's the pool? I'm a pool person. Is it Insta-worthy? (Be honest!)
The pool. Ah, the pool. Alright, listen up because I’m about to get real about this. Yes, the pool IS Insta-worthy. It's an infinity pool, so the view just melts right into the water. The pictures don’t lie on that front. But, and this is a big but, I went at a particularly busy time, and...let’s just say, I spent more time avoiding splashing kids than actually luxuriating.
Here's the thing. It's not huge. And with everyone vying for the perfect selfie, it can get a little… crowded. Also, the sun in Bandung is *fierce*. Bring sunscreen, people! And maybe a small raft. Or a large drink. Or both. Because while the pool is gorgeous, the experience can be slightly… less than idyllic if you're not prepared for the crowds. So yeah, Insta-worthy? Absolutely. Relaxing oasis? Maybe not always. Pick your time wisely, folks!
Food! Food is important. What's the grub like at Limousin?
Okay, food. Listen, I’m a foodie. I *live* to eat. The food at Limousin is… fine. It's not gonna blow your mind, but it's solid. Breakfast is included, thankfully, and a decent spread of Indonesian and Western options. The Nasi Goreng was good, and the fruit was fresh. The coffee, however, was a bit weak, which is a crime. I need my caffeine, especially when I'm facing those mountain views.
Lunch and dinner at the restaurant are available, but not included in the standard rate. The menu is reasonably priced and the food is good, not amazing. I had a beef rendang and it was…well, it was beef rendang. Perfectly edible, not life-changing. My advice: Eat there when you’re tired, but venture out for the real culinary adventures. Bandung's got some seriously amazing street food. And maybe bring your own instant coffee. Just a thought.
Transportation: How easy is it to get around? And what about getting *to* Limousin?
Getting *to* Limousin? That depends on how adventurous you are. I took a taxi from the airport, which was easy enough, but a bit… hair-raising. Traffic in Bandung can be insane. The driver kept yelling at other drivers. I'm pretty sure I saw the whole world flash before my eyes. But hey, we got there!
Getting around once you're there? Well, Limousin is a bit outside the main city centre, so you'll likely need to take taxis or Grab (the Southeast Asian version of Uber), which were readily available. Just be prepared for the traffic, as I said. It’s a thing. Also, the roads in the area are a bit… winding. If you get carsick, take a Dramamine. Trust me on this one. I saw a few green faces. And pack some patience. Because you will need it.
Any downsides? Because nothing's perfect, right? (And I'm suspicious!)
Okay, okay, you caught me. Nothing's perfect, right? Look, the biggest downside for me was the noise. The walls are a bit thin. You can hear… everything. Especially if you have noisy neighbours. Which I did. All night long. I swear, I didn't sleep the first night. And then... the second night. They were super friendly, don't get me wrong. Just… loud. I ended up buying earplugs, which helped somewhat.
Also, Wi-Fi was a bit spotty in my room. Fine in the lobby, but not always reliable. And the breakfast service was… a bit slow. But honestly? The view almost made up for it. Almost. But seriously, pack earplugs. And maybe bring a portable WiFi hotspot, just in case. Don't let this scare you though! It’s worth every single, almost-sleepless, second.
Would you go back? (Be honest, again!)
Ugh, yes. Absolutely. Even with the noisy neighbours, the weak coffee, the slightly… underwhelming beef rendang, and those crazy taxi rides? Yes. Definitely. Because that view. Seriously. I miss it already.
I’d go back prepared. Earplugs, better coffee, maybe a preemptive strike against noisy neighbours. But the view? The peace? The feeling of being utterly, completely transported? That’s worth it. It’s worth all the minor annoyances. Limousin Guest House… itWeb Hotel Search Site
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