**Unbelievable Hotel in Bourges: Design, Resto, & Novo Style!**
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I’m about to take you on a whirlwind tour of the Unbelievable Hotel in Bourges: Design, Resto, & Novo Style! – and let me tell you, the name is not exaggerating, well… sometimes. Let's dive headfirst into this Bourges beauty and see if it's truly "unbelievable" (spoiler alert: it swings between "absolutely" and "well, almost"). Prepare for a review that's less polished brochure and more… well, me.
First Impressions & Accessibility (or, "Can I actually get IN here?")
Okay, so, accessibility. This is HUGE for me, because I'm not exactly a gazelle. The website claimed wheelchair accessibility, but let's see, shall we? Getting to the hotel was a breeze, with a readily available airport transfer arranged in advance – a huge win after a long flight. Once there, the elevator was a godsend. The lobby? Generally good, but that little ramp at the entrance? It was almost a problem, but, with some encouragement from the super-friendly doorman, we were smooth sailing. Speaking of the doorman, a+ for being helpful. I wish I caught his name, but I was too busy fumbling with all my bags.
Accessibility Breakdown:
- Wheelchair accessible: Mostly yes, but check the specifics.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Listed, but verify details.
- Air conditioning in public area: Check. Essential, honestly.
- 24-hour Front Desk: Very helpful at 2 AM.
- Concierge: Essential for a place with potential.
The Rooms – A Love/Hate Relationship
Alright, the rooms. They’re the heart of the stay, right? And here, the Hotel Bourges truly delivers on the "Design" part. My room was seriously cool. Think modern lines, minimalist design, and a view that, if I'm being honest, was breathtaking. The blackout curtains were a dream. My brain, like a vampire, requires darkness. The bed? Supreme. I have a lot of back issues, but this hotel gave me a glorious night's sleep. The alarm clock was functional, which is more than I can say for my phone's.
However, and there's always a "however," isn't there? While the complimentary tea was lovely, the mini bar was a tad overpriced, so I spent more time exploring the town than the fridge. A minor gripe, but it's there.
Room Tech:
- Free Wi-Fi: Absolutely, and it worked! Glorious, reliable Wi-Fi in all rooms!
- Internet access – LAN: Never used it.
- In-room safe box: Always a plus.
- Satellite/Cable channels: Yup.
- Air conditioning: Essential again.
- Desk, Laptop workspace: If you must…
The Restaurant & Dining – Where Things Get REALLY Interesting
Okay, the food. This is where the "Resto" portion of the name comes into play. The hotel brags about its dining. And, okay, the Western and Asian cuisine in restaurant were pretty fantastic, as were the desserts in restaurant. The breakfast buffet was a massive spread. I'm talking a mountain of croissants, fresh fruit, the works. I spent nearly an hour just sampling everything. The Asian breakfast, which my partner raved about, I'm not a big fan. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was a must-have.
The Restaurant Breakdown:
- Okay, the food was amazing, but…I have a tale. The waiter, bless his heart, but, ordered my steak well done, which is a mortal sin to me. That was the day I learned to try to speak in French.
- Restaurants: more than one, each with its own vibe.
- Bar: A delightful place to sip and watch the world go by.
- Poolside bar: Never did, though I did walk by.
- Room service [24-hour]: Crucial after a night out!
- A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant: Both available.
- Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant: Yes to both.
Self-Care & Relaxation – Pool, Spa, and… More Relaxing, I Guess?
The swimming pool [outdoor] was gorgeous. Seriously Instagram-able. And after a long day of wandering the town, it's a total dream. The Pool with view was the ultimate spot. They list a Spa with a Sauna, Steamroom, and various services. I wanted to sign up for a Massage, but the bookings were tight.
Self-Care Checklist:
- Swimming pool: Totally recommend.
- Sauna: Wish I'd tried it.
- Spa: Worth booking in advance.
- Fitness center/Gym: Didn't make it, alas.
Cleanliness & Safety – The Important Stuff
Okay, post-pandemic, this is everything. This hotel seemed to take it seriously. The anti-viral cleaning products were used. Rooms sanitized between stays and Daily disinfection in common areas. The Hand sanitizer stations were plentiful. Made me feel more at ease.
Cleanliness & Safety Recap:
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. A+.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Seems like it.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Yep.
- Rooms sanitized: Tick.
- Safe dining setup: Well done.
Things To Do & Getting Around – Beyond the Hotel Doors
The hotel is located in the heart of Bourges. Walkable to all kinds of cool places. The Car park [on-site] was handy if you have one, but the city is best explored on foot, I'd say.
Things To Do:
- Concierge: Excellent for suggestions.
- Bicycle parking: Available.
- Taxi service: Readily available.
- Valet parking: Optional.
Services & Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter
This is where the hotel really shines. The concierge was a superstar. They handled everything from booking tours to finding me a tailor. The laundry service was a lifesaver after I spilled wine on my best blazer (oops). The daily housekeeping was impeccable.
Conveniences:
- Concierge: Seriously, a game-changer.
- Laundry service: Essential.
- Daily housekeeping: Flawless.
- Cash withdrawal: ATM on site.
For the Kids
I didn’t make use of it, but there are Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal. I do wish there was a playground or something for the kids.
Overall: The Unbelievable Verdict
Is the Unbelievable Hotel in Bourges truly "unbelievable"? Mostly. The design is top-notch, the food is excellent (mostly), and the staff genuinely care. Accessibility is good, with room for improvement. There were a few minor hiccups, mostly related to booking on a last-minute request. But the positives far outweigh the negatives. I'd recommend it, especially if you appreciate good design, enjoy exploring, and don't mind a few minor imperfections.
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Escape to Paradise: Your Unforgettable Stay at Vitalhotel Dosses, Selva di Val Gardena
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the beautiful, messy chaos that is my (hypothetical, of course, because, honestly, who has time to actually travel?) trip to the Hotel Inn Design Resto Novo Bourges in Bourges, France. Consider this less a pristine itinerary and more a rambling, wine-stained postcard from my brain.
Day 1: Arrival and Absolute Cognitive Dissonance
- 10:00 AM – Arrival at (Imaginary) Charles de Gaulle Airport (CDG). Okay, so, the flight. Let's just say I'm not a fan. Cramped seats, recycled air, and the overwhelming smell of… something… perpetually plague my air travel experience. This time, though? It's different! I'm going to Bourges! Picture me, stumbling off the plane, a delightful mix of jet lag and pure, unadulterated anticipation.
- 11:30 AM – The Train to Bourges. Found the train pretty easily, which is ALWAYS a good omen. Train travel in France is… well, it's French. A flurry of animated conversations, the rhythmic clickety-clack of the tracks, and the constant, tantalizing aroma of freshly baked bread wafting from someone's bag. Seriously, the bread game in France is next level. I swear, I could live on baguettes alone.
- 2:00 PM – Arrival at Bourges Station & Taxi to Hotel Inn Design Resto Novo. Okay, the taxi. I don't speak much French, but I had a good feeling. The driver, a jovial man with a handlebar mustache, attempted to tell me about Bourges while gesturing dramatically. It was a mix of frantic hand movements, French that I didn't quite follow, and a lot of laughter from both of us. I think I just understood "ancient cathedral" and "delicious food." Perfect!
- 2:30 PM – Check-in & the Room. Now, this is where my carefully constructed fantasy starts to get messy. The hotel room! It's… pleasant. Okay, it's fine. The bed looks comfy, the view is… of a parking lot. Oh well. But, hey! I’m in France! And the room is clean! Victory, really!
- 3:00 PM – The "Resto" Reconnaissance. Time to scope out the "Resto" part of the hotel. The aroma of the kitchen is already enough to get me excited. I peeked in, it looked lovely and smelled like onions. The menu? A blur of unfamiliar words. "Coq au vin," "boeuf bourguignon"… My mouth is watering already!
- 4:00 PM – First Bourges Stroll (and panic). I left the hotel and walked around. It was beautiful! And I got lost. Immediately. Not a surprise. Got myself turned around a couple of times. Anxiety flared briefly. I, a seasoned traveler I am not. But then, I saw a patisserie. All was forgiven. The display windows showcased pastries that looked like edible jewels. I bought a pain au chocolat, found a bench, and devoured it while watching people walk by. This is the life.
- 7:00 PM – Dinner at the Hotel Restaurant. Coq au Vin! I ordered the Coq au Vin! It was… divine. Rich, savory, tender chicken, perfectly cooked. Paired with a glass of local red wine. Pure heaven. I sat there, staring at the candles and the flickering lights like a movie. I feel…good. I might stay in Bourges forever.
- 9:00 PM – Attempt at a Walking Tour. After the wine, I decided a night stroll would be lovely. A walking tour of the city seemed brilliant! I downloaded the guide but quickly gave up. I couldn’t focus. Everything was beautiful, but I was beyond drowsy.
- 10:00 PM – Sleep. Sweet, glorious sleep.
Day 2: Cathedral and Culinary Crises (and Triumphs!)
- 8:00 AM – Breakfast: The hotel breakfast was… well, it was hotel breakfast. Croissants that were pretty good, coffee that was definitely coffee, a couple of sad little sausages. It was fuel, and that was enough.
- 9:00 AM – Cathédrale Saint-Étienne de Bourges: Okay, this is where the good stuff hits. The cathedral! It’s just… majestic. Gargoyles grinning down from way, way up high, stained-glass windows that look like the inside of a kaleidoscope. I spent maybe an hour just staring up, my neck aching, completely mesmerized. It's one of those places that makes you feel tiny but connected all at once. Seriously, go there.
- 11:00 AM – Market Madness: Found the local market! The smells! The colors! Mountains of cheese, glistening olives, fruits and vegetables that were brighter than a rainbow. I bought some cheese that smelled suspiciously like feet and some local sausage (which turned out to be amazing).
- 12:00 PM – Lunch Mishap. I decided to be "adventurous" and try a recommended little bistro. I understood what was being said about as well as my dog. "I'll have the…" and then a whole bunch of French that sounded like they’re gargling. I pointed randomly at something on the menu. It arrived. It was… tripe. I stared at it. It stared back. I took a bite. My face contorted. I politely left most of it. (Okay, I might have secretly snuck some sausage from the market to eat on the way back).
- 2:00 PM – Redemption: The Macaron Rescue. Desperate for a palate cleanser and a mood boost, I stumbled upon a macaron shop. Bright colors, delicate flavors. I bought a box, sat on a bench, and ate them one by one. The little bursts of sugar and almond were pure bliss. Crisis averted.
- 3:00 PM – Attempted Art. The hotel recommended an art museum. It was fine. I'm not really an art person. I walked around, looked confused, and left after 45 minutes. Felt guilty for not enjoying it. Oh well!
- 7:00 PM – Dinner. Success! I decided to try another restaurant, also suggested by the hotel but this time with less risk, and even better, I knew what to expect. And it was fabulous! Simple menu, local ingredients. I had a perfectly cooked steak frites and another glass of wine. Feeling happy. The best meal of my life? Perhaps!
- 9:00 PM – Stargazing. Bourges looks magical, and after a couple of wine glasses, the stars feel like diamonds sprinkled across the velvet sky.
Day 3: The Goodbyes (and the Eternal Promise of Return)
- 9:00 AM – Sad Breakfast. Another hotel brekkie. A little slower today, more time to ponder the fact that this trip is nearing its end.
- 10:00 AM – Last Minute Shopping. Wandered around some shops. Picked up some soaps. Postcards. A beret, maybe? Probably a bad idea.
- 12:00 PM – One Last Lunch: Tried the restaurant again and ordered… everything. Just one more chance for a final, perfect meal!
- 1:00 PM – The Train to CDG. The journey home now. The train ride was a repeat of the first, with people chatting away around me. I’d learned some phrases, but only enough to make me look even more like a clueless tourist.
- 3:00 PM – Airport… Again. The airport itself? Chaotic! The lines, the crowds, the inevitable delays make me stress. But hey… I remember my trip!
- 6:00 PM – On the Plane (Finally!) Back in that uncomfortable airplane chair. I am, however, already planning my next trip back. As soon as this one gets back.
In Conclusion:
Bourges, you were amazing. You were beautiful. You had delicious food, incredible architecture, and reminded me to embrace the messiness of travel. I will be back. Next time, I promise to speak more French and try not to eat tripe. (Unless, of course, it comes with a really good story.) Bon voyage!
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Unbelievable Hotel in Bourges: Frequently & Not-So-Frequently Asked Questions (Because Let's Be Honest, Life's Messy!)
Okay, so this "Unbelievable Hotel"... Is it *really* unbelievable? Like, teleportation-level unbelievable?
Teleportation? Nah, not quite. Unless they've secretly installed a portal in the bathroom, and I *missed* it (which is entirely possible, given my track record. I once lost my passport IN a hotel room. Underneath the bed. Still a mystery). "Unbelievable" is more in the sense of, "Wow, I wasn't expecting *this*!" Think less sci-fi, more... unexpectedly charming. And that's before we even TALK about the restaurant...
I mean, the design itself is pretty cool. It's all those mismatched, but somehow working together, furniture pieces. Like, did they raid a flea market and say "yup, that's the vibe!"? If so, I salute them because it works. It's not cookie-cutter, that's for sure. Which, let's be real, in a world of bland hotels, is a breath of fresh air.
Let's cut to the chase: the food. Is the restaurant as good as everyone says? My stomach's already rumbling just *thinking* about it.
Okay, deep breath. The restaurant. Oh, the restaurant. It's… *sigh*... Look, I’m a sucker for a good meal, a real sucker. I'd follow a chef off a cliff if he promised me a truffle-infused anything. And this place? It delivers. Mostly. The first time I went, I ordered the... (checks notes) The *coq au vin*. Now, I've had coq au vin. LOTS of coq au vin. This one? It was a symphony of flavor! Perfectly tender chicken, a sauce you wanted to lick off the plate... (don't judge me!). The only problem? The portion size. I wanted to say, "Is that it?" But I didn't because I'm not a savage, but my friend did, and the waiter just laughed and said, "That's the French way."
The second time, I felt a *little* let down. I swear, there were only like, five croutons in my soup. Five! What is this, some kind of culinary joke? But then the main course… okay, okay, they redeemed themselves. Honestly, sometimes you just get lucky. Or the chef had a bad day that day. It happens.
What's this "Novo Style" situation? Sounds… vague.
Okay, "Novo Style". Honestly? I'm still figuring it out. It's kind of… a vibe. A *modern* vibe, I think. Clean lines. Lots of natural light. It's like they took a minimalist aesthetic and then injected it with a healthy dose of *joie de vivre*. Probably not a literal translation, but the overall atmosphere is one that makes you feel… relaxed. Which, let's be honest, is what you *want* from a hotel. Unless you're into stressful hotel experiences, in which case I can recommend several other establishments I have had the displeasure of staying in.
It's definitely not stuffy. It’s not trying too hard. It's effortlessly cool, like that friend who always looks good in mismatched socks and knows all the best underground bands. Or at least, that's the *impression* it gives. Whether it's actually true? That's up for debate. I'm still pretty sure my luggage took a wrong turn somewhere in the lobby and ended up in someone's room.
Is it family-friendly? I've got a small army of little humans to contend with.
Hmmm… Family-friendly. That's a tricky one. I can't *officially* endorse or denounce it. I saw a few families, and the staff seemed accommodating. They certainly didn't *scowl* at the kids running around the lobby... which is a win in my book. But the overall vibe is more… romantic getaway, I’d say. Less "kiddy pool chaos," more "candlelit dinner for two."
My *personal* experience? I was there solo. So, I'm not really the best judge of whether it can handle the "chaos" of a small army. But I *did* overhear one little kid yell, "Mommy, I need a snack," at a particularly inopportune moment during a very sophisticated conversation. So, take that as you will. Maybe bring extra snacks. And earplugs. Just in case.
The bathrooms: Are they clean? Because, let's be honest, that's crucial.
The bathrooms? Oh, *thank God* you asked! Yes. They were clean. Immaculately clean. I’m a clean freak, bordering on obsessive, and I was happy. The water pressure was also glorious. I could have stood under that shower for hours. Actually, I *did* stand under that shower for a good long time. Just to test it. You know, for science. And because it was amazing. The towels were fluffy, the toiletries were lovely (almost stole a few) and I didn’t find a single errant hair. Which, given my own shedding habits, is a miracle. So, yes, the bathrooms get a very enthusiastic thumbs up.
The only minor hiccup? The soap dispenser was a *little* confusing to operate. I spent a good five minutes frantically waving my hands under it before I realized I needed to press a certain button. But look, minor inconvenience. Overall, a bathroom fit for royalty… or at least, a moderately sleep-deprived traveler like myself.
What was your absolute *favorite* thing about the hotel? (and the *worst*?)
Alright, the *best* thing? Hands down, it was the *ambiance*. The way they just nailed that "je ne sai quoi" feel. I'm a sucker for a place that makes you feel good. It’s a space to *be* in the moment, or so they say. And for the record, I always end up loving the little details that go unnoticed by most! That's a good feeling.
The *worst* thing? Okay, here's where I get brutally honest. The elevator. It was… well, let's just say it had character. And by "character," I mean it moved at a glacial pace and occasionally made unsettling grinding noises. I'm pretty sure it was older than I am. I started taking the stairs after the second time. Not the best start to the day. But hey, at least it gave me a good workout. And a story to tell. And really, isn't that what it's all about?
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