Indonesian Luxury: Benson Supermall Studio Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into the Indonesian Luxury: Benson Supermall Studio Awaits! – or, as I like to call it, "The Benson." And lemme tell you, going through this hotel is like going through a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get… and sometimes, you get a dud. But hey, that's life, right? Let's get messy with it.
The Benson: Where Luxury Meets… Supermall? (And Does it Actually Work?)
First off, this isn't your grandma's quaint little homestay. This is a Supermall studio. So get ready for… well, let's break it down. We'll go through the good, the bad, and the "huh?"
Accessibility: The Good, the Okay, and… the Walking
Alright, the Benson claims to be accessible. Wheelchair accessible, we're told. Now, I didn't exactly roll around in a wheelchair during my stay, but I did keep a keen eye out. The elevators seemed okay, the public areas spacious enough… But getting to the hotel? That's where things get a little… Indoesian. Getting to the Benson felt like a cross-country trek. Airport transfer is an option (thank GOD), but good luck navigating the traffic if you're taking a taxi. So, accessibility? Mostly there. But plan your arrival with military precision. Car park [free of charge] is a godsend if you're driving the roads!
Internet: The Eternal Struggle (But at Least They Try)
Okay, let's talk Wi-Fi. This is crucial. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, they proclaim. Internet access – wireless. And hey, Internet access – LAN too! That's the dream! But… let's be honest, sometimes the internet struggles. It’s like the little engine that could… only sometimes, the engine couldn't. It was a bit spotty. But, it's there, and you can eventually get your instagram fix, just be patient.
Cleanliness and Safety: They're Trying, Bless Their Souls
They’re really trying. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Hand sanitizer galore…it’s all there and you believe they are trying their hardest. There's CCTV in common areas, too which is a bit of a buzzkill -- do the staff know I'm watching them… hmm. I will say, the whole hygiene thing? Makes you feel relatively safe in a world that’s still a little… pandemic-y.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Rollercoaster
Okay, the food situation. Buckle up. Restaurants, plural! Yes! Asian cuisine in restaurant yes! Western cuisine in restaurant yes! Breakfast [buffet] yes! Breakfast in room yes! Room service [24-hour] YES! (hallelujah.)
The Good: The breakfasts, were, well, they were adequate. You could get your usual Indonesian breakfast staples, alongside some (occasionally suspect) Western options. The coffee/tea in restaurant was at least drinkable. Coffee shop. shrugs.
The "Meh": My one attempt at room service… it took about an hour and a half. I was starving. The food when it finally arrived was a little… cold. Though I will add, the bottle of water in my room was a savior after the long trip.
The Questionable: The "international cuisine?" Let's just say, it's a generous interpretation. I was hoping for something more impressive, But hey, at least there's a bar! Poolside bar also exists. I'm still recovering from my food experience in their international restaurant after a week.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Spa Day… Maybe?
They have a pool with view, swimming pool [outdoor], a spa/sauna. I actually did try the spa. I got a massage. It was… okay. The masseuse was lovely, the room was dimly lit (a plus), but the massage itself was a little… perfunctory. Not the transcendent Bali experience I was hoping for. They also have a Fitness center and Gym/fitness which I skipped unfortunately.
Services and Conveniences: Everything But the Kitchen Sink (Almost)
Now this is where the Benson shines, for the most part. Concierge, Doorman, Daily housekeeping, Laundry service, Dry cleaning, Luggage storage, Currency exchange, Cash withdrawal… The list goes on. They're trying to cater to everything, which is amazing.
For the Kids: They're Thinking of the Little Ones!
They've got babysitting service if needed! Family/child friendly.
The Room: Supermall Studio… In My Room
My room… well, it really lived up to the “studio” part. It was Air conditioning! Air conditioning in public area! The big, glorious bed was comfy, and the blackout curtains, a lifesaver. Bathroom phone made me feel like I was in a movie. The Desk was useful. The desk, a lifesaver. The View was… a supermall. I will add that the slippers were a nice touch. They got a refrigerator.
My Verdict:
Look, the Benson isn't perfect. It’s got some quirks. It’s got a few flaws. But, it tries really hard. Is it luxury luxury? Maybe not. But it is a relatively luxurious experience in the heart of a Supermall. If you're looking for a convenient, generally clean, and amenity-packed stay, it's a decent option. If you're expecting perfection, recalibrate your expectations.
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Escape to Paradise: KOZI Square's Cozy Kuching Haven (LV5A)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to map out a Surabaya adventure that's less "luxury corporate retreat" and more "reluctant explorer stumbling delightfully through the chaos." This isn't your crisp, perfectly-formatted itinerary. This is…well, this is me in Surabaya.
Grand Luxury Studio @ Benson Supermall By Travelio, Surabaya - The "I'm Pretending I Know What I'm Doing" Edition
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Indonesian Buffet Debacle (and My Existential Crisis)
Morning (or whenever I finally manage to pry myself out of bed after a ridiculously long flight):
- 7:00 AM (ish) - Arrive at Juanda International Airport (SUB). Oh joy, the sweaty embrace of Indonesian humidity! Immediately feel the 'holiday weight' materialize on my soul. Passport control? More like the "Are you sure you speak English" gauntlet. Success! I think.
- 7:45 AM - Grab a Grab car/taxi. Negotiating rates is an Olympic sport, methinks. Pray for a driver who speaks more than grunts and a silent prayer I'm not being ripped off too badly.
- 8:30 AM - Arrive at Benson Supermall and navigate my way to Travelio. Is it even possible to find a specific building in an Indonesian mall without getting hopelessly lost? This place is a maze!
- 9:00 AM: Check-in & Studio Assessment: Okay, the Grand Luxury Studio. "Grand" feels like a stretch, but hey, it has air conditioning. Surviving this adventure in this sweltering weather is the only thing on my mind, what else can I possibly complain about? Plus, a fancy view of the city might be cool, but the sheer lack of personality reminds me of my ex-boyfriend's apartment. I'm gonna need to do something to make this place not feel like a hotel room immediately.
- 9:30 AM - Quick unpacking & orientation. Find out where the coffee maker is… survival is the only goal now.
Afternoon: Food, Glorious Food (and the Dark Side of the Buffet):
- 12:00 PM - Lunch at a local Indonesian restaurant (suggestions welcome!). I'm aiming for authentic. Not the "tourist-friendly blandness" kind. I want spices, I want flavor, I want something that hopefully won't send me running for a western-style toilet.
- 1:00 PM - The Great Buffet Debacle Begins. Okay, I'm at some all-you-can-eat restaurant. The sheer quantity of food is overwhelming. The variety is terrifying. I try everything, but it tastes like a bunch of ingredients I can't identify. The spicy stuff? Whoa. My mouth is on fire. I’m weeping. This could be my last meal. Maybe I'm not cut out for this.
- 2.30 PM – Food coma. I’m gonna take a power nap in the studio. Then, I’m gonna fight off the sugar rush.
- 3:00 PM - Stroll through the Supermall (assuming I survive the food). Probably need to buy some Pepto-Bismol and maybe a phrasebook.
Evening: Sunset, City Lights, and…Regret?:
- 6:00 PM - Dinner at a recommended restaurant (trying again!). Maybe somewhere with subtitles? And mild options.
- 7:00 PM - Stare longingly through window. Take in the Surabaya skyline from studio. Contemplate my life choices. Did I make the right decision, coming here? Should I have stayed in my comfort zone (aka, my boring apartment)? Am I a bad person?
- 8:00 PM - Attempt to watch a movie. Realize the language barrier is insurmountable. Watch a dubbed cartoon instead. My brain hurts.
- 9:00 PM - Attempt to go to bed. Toss and turn, convinced I've eaten something I'll regret later.
Day 2: History, Monkeys, and Questionable Roadside Snacks
- Morning: History (and the Ghosts of Colonialism - Maybe I'm being dramatic?):
- 9:00 AM - Wake up with a pounding headache (probably from the day before), then order breakfast to my room. Start with the simplest thing on the menu.
- 10:00 AM - Explore the House of Sampoerna. (Assuming I find it). Cigarettes? Really? Still, a glimpse into the past. Try to appreciate the architecture, even if the subject matter slightly squicks me out.
- 11:00 AM - Head to the Surabaya Submarine Monument. Ah, history! My sense of adventure is still with me.
- Afternoon: The Monkeys (and the Emotional Upheaval):
- 12:00 PM - Lunch (with extreme caution). I am now a cautious eater. This is not a good sign.
- 1:00 PM - Journey to the Surabaya Zoo. The monkeys. Everyone says it’s intense. Bring hand sanitizer. And a therapist.
- The Experience: Okay. The zoo, right? The monkeys. Oh. My. God. They were everywhere. They were bold. They were judging me. They definitely had my snacks in their sights. I think one stole my soul. It was…a lot.
- I spent way too long watching a monkey pick its nose. Was this the turning point of my trip?
- 3:00 PM - Seek out a coffee shop. To calm down. I need caffeine. And maybe a hug.
- Evening: Street Food and Self-Loathing (in the best way possible):
- 6:00 PM - Bravely sample some street food. After thorough research! I need to survive this. I’ve got this. Probably. Eat very slowly.
- 7:00 PM - Wander aimlessly. Just absorb the atmosphere. Take pictures of anything and everything.
- 8:00 PM - Call someone (Mom?). To vent. And ask if she's proud of me.
- 9:00 PM - Reflect on my day, wondering if it was real. Was it worth it? Yes.
Day 3: Farewell (or, The Escape Plan)
- Morning: Last-Minute Exploration & Souvenir Scramble:
- 9:00 AM - Sleep in (if possible, the demons from the food coma might prevent this).
- 10:00 AM - Do a quick bit of souvenir shopping. Panic buy things for friends and family who will probably just end up regifting them.
- 11:00 AM - Final studio packing.
- 12:00 PM - Check out! The sweet release of freedom!
- Afternoon: The Journey Home (and the inevitable post-vacation blues):
- 12:30 PM - Grab a final lunch and a cold drink.
- 1:30 PM - Ride from the hotel to the airport. One last chance to assess what could be my last meal.
- 3:00 PM - Check-in and wait at Juanda International Airport (SUB). Hope the flight isn't delayed.
- 6:00 PM - (ish) Board the flight home.
- 7:00 PM - (ish) Depart Surabaya.
- (Many hours later) - Arrive home. Collapse into bed, utterly exhausted, slightly traumatized, but mostly, strangely, satisfied. Reflect on the whole experience.
Final Thoughts (the messy, imperfect summary):
Surabaya, you were a whirlwind. You were delicious (when you weren't trying to kill me). You were confusing. You were beautiful. You were challenging. I loved it. And I'm not sure I'd ever go back. But maybe. Okay, probably. Don't tell anyone. I will be crying to myself for a week.
P.S. Don't judge my itinerary. I'm winging it. And if you see me, say hi. But don't offer me any spicy food. Please.
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So, Benson Supermall Studio Awaits… *What* exactly is it? And is it worth the hype?
Alright, let's get *specific*. What are the *pros* of living at the Benson? Did anything there actually surprise you?
And the *cons*? The juicy bits… the downsides? Because let's be real, nothing's perfect. Spill the tea!
Okay, you mentioned the "retail damage". Let's talk about the mall. Is it Heaven on Earth, or more like a gilded cage?
Let's take a deep dive into one particular experience. Tell me *the story*... that one moment, that one specific experience that truly encapsulates living at The Benson.
So, is it a *yes* or a *no*? Would you recommend living at the Benson? Be honest.
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