Unbelievable Patagonia Luxury: Austral Suites Await in El Calafate!
Unbelievable Patagonia Luxury: Austral Suites Await in El Calafate! - A Review (with a Side of Honest Rambling)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the world of Unbelievable Patagonia Luxury: Austral Suites in El Calafate! And let me tell you, "unbelievable" isn't just a marketing buzzword here. It's a vibe.
First things first: accessibility. This is HUGE for me. I’m constantly impressed by hotels making an effort, and Austral Suites REALLY delivers. Wheelchair accessible throughout, which is a massive relief. I’ve lost count of the times I’ve rolled up to a "luxury" hotel only to find the lobby…well, not exactly accessible. This place? Smooth sailing. Everything from the entrance to the elevator to the individual suites felt thoughtfully designed, and that's a win in my book. A big, beautiful, Patagonia-sized win. And, of course, there are facilities for disabled guests.
My trip was all about pushing myself, and what better way to unwind after a day of hiking (and probably falling down a bit…) than in a spa? Now, I'm not normally a spa-goer, I'm more of a "pile of laundry and a dodgy-looking TV show" kind of guy. But the Spa/sauna at Austral Suites nearly converted me. They have a pool with a view! Just the thought of dipping in with that Patagonian landscape stretching out before me… chefs kiss. They've got the whole shebang: sauna, steamroom (yes, please!), massage, and even body wraps and body scrubs if you're feeling fancy. And the fitness center? Well, let's just say any guilt I felt about the buffet was immediately quelled. The pool [outdoor] itself is fantastic too, a great place to end the day.
Cleanliness and safety, in the post-pandemic world, are non-negotiable. Austral Suites understands this. They've got anti-viral cleaning products, and daily disinfection in common areas. They even offer room sanitization opt-out available. Rooms sanitized between stays, of course. Hand sanitizer everywhere you look. They've got a hygiene certification, the works. They've also got a doctor/nurse on call, a first aid kit, and staff trained in safety protocol. You feel genuinely safe here, like they've thought of everything, and that, my friends, adds immeasurably to the relaxation factor.
Let's talk about Internet because, let's face it, we're all addicted. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! HALLELUJAH! And not just any Wi-Fi, but strong, reliable Wi-Fi. I actually got some work done, which, let's be honest, is a minor miracle when you're surrounded by the beauty of Patagonia. They also have Internet [LAN] if you're old-school like me (or just need a super-secure connection).
Now, the Dining, drinking, and snacking situation? Prepare to loosen your belt. Prepare to undo a button. Prepare to…well, you get it. They have restaurants, plural! A breakfast [buffet] that's a work of art (and a delicious art form) with Asian breakfast options. A la carte in the restaurant, coffee shop, poolside bar, snack bar… they’ve got you covered for every craving. I’m a sucker for a good Western breakfast, and theirs absolutely blew me away. Seriously. This is where the messy-human part kicks in. I was probably a little too excited about the desserts in the restaurant. And the happy hour? Let's just say I made a few new friends. They also provided bottle of water in the room, nice touch!
The Services and conveniences list is long, but trust me, it's all good stuff. They have a concierge, daily housekeeping, laundry service, dry cleaning, luggage storage (essential for moving around with all the gear). They’re also big on business facilities, so you're covered if you need to work. And the currency exchange made life so much easier.
For the For the Kids section. I didn’t have any kids in tow (thank GOD), but I did see a fair few families making the most of Austral Suites. There's a babysitting service if you need it, and kids facilities.
Getting around in a place like El Calafate is important. Austral Suites offers several options: an airport transfer, car park [free of charge], and taxi service. They even have car park [on-site].
Now, the suites themselves… swoon. They're spacious, well-appointed, and that view… sigh. I'm a sucker for a good balcony, and their terrace has a view to die for. They've got air conditioning, blackout curtains, bathrobes, a coffee/tea maker (essential), a desk for those moments of “work,” a refrigerator, a safe box to keep your valuables, a separate shower/bathtub. They even have slippers! And the Wi-Fi [free] in the room is, again, a lifesaver.
Rooms’ details are amazing. The air conditioning, alarm clock, bathtub, bathrobes, complimentary tea in all rooms. The complimentary bottled water is a nice touch. And, of course, the ubiquitous Wi-Fi [free].
Things to do/ways to relax: Beyond the spa and pool, there's the obvious – explore El Calafate. Book tours to Perito Moreno Glacier, enjoy some hiking, and generally bask in the glory of Patagonia. I went, I saw, I felt everything.
Accessibility, Cleanliness and Safety, Dining and other services are fantastic, and really make the experience stand out.
Here’s my honest take:
- The good: Everything. Seriously. The staff is incredibly friendly and helpful. The hotel is beautiful. And the food is…well, I'll stop talking about the food before I start craving it again.
- The (minor) drawbacks: The price tag is definitely on the higher end. However, in my experience, you absolutely get what you pay for with Austral Suites.
Here's my quirky observation: I spent one afternoon just…staring out the window. Truly doing nothing. And it was glorious.
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- A complimentary couple's massage at the spa to melt away any stress.
- A daily credit for the amazing breakfast buffet to fuel your adventures.
- Early check-in and late check-out so you can maximize your relaxation time.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to descend into the glorious, messy, and slightly-too-honest world of my trip to Patagonia Austral Suites in El Calafate. Prepare for a wild ride. This isn't your perfectly curated Instagram feed, this is the raw, unfiltered truth. And trust me, it’s a lot funnier than it should be.
PATAGONIA: A Chronicle of Chaos (and Incredible Views)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Suitcase Debacle (Oh, the Humanity!)
5:00 AM - Buenos Aires Airport: Ugh. Woke up at an ungodly hour and, as usual, I felt like a zombie. The flight to El Calafate felt like a lifetime. Seriously, how long can a potato stay in the air?
9:00 AM - El Calafate Airport: Landed! Breathed a sigh of relief, until I realized… where the hell is my suitcase?! Panic sets in. My life flashing before my eyes (which is basically just me wearing the same two outfits on rotation). Cue the airport drama. Lost luggage. The airline lady, with the dead eyes, tells me it’s “probably arriving on the next flight.” Yeah, right.
10:00 AM - Patagonia Austral Suites: Arrive. FINALLY. This place is gorgeous. Pictures really don’t do it justice. The room… oh, the room! Floor-to-ceiling windows looking out at the lake, the Andes looming in the distance… Heaven. Until the baggage situation is resolved. The view saved my sanity.
11:00 AM - The Quest for Clothes (and Sanity): Dressed in a sweatshirt, jeans, and the two underwear I brought. I desperately needed something to wear that wasn't my travel clothes. I brave the town, and I'm going to find SOMETHING. Let me tell you, this town is small. Finding a shopping center was like finding a unicorn, and I’m pretty sure the sales people tried to see how much they could sell me - a nice blouse wasn't really what I was looking for…
1:00 PM - Late Lunch at "La Lechuza" (The Owl): I found a cute little restaurant and devoured a plate of pasta with a bottle of Malbec. The food, the wine…needed it after the horror show that was the lost luggage.
3:00 PM - Poolside Meltdown (Literally): Went for a swim in the hotel pool. Pure bliss. Followed by a complete psychological collapse. Tears. A lot of tears. Suitcase. Seriously, how hard is it to keep track of luggage?!
7:00 PM - Dinner at a very touristy restaurant A beautiful dinner, and I completely forgot to take photos. Oops.
Day 2: Ice, Ice Baby (and a Near-Death Experience)
7:00 AM - Breakfast: Breakfast at the hotel was amazing. Fresh fruit, pastries, and coffee that actually tastes like coffee. Thank goodness for a good breakfast.
8:00 AM - Perito Moreno Glacier - The Bus Ride from Hell: The bus ride to Perito Moreno. Seriously. It was a winding road. I’m not the best traveler. I start to feel ill.
10:00 AM - ICE, GLACIER, OH MY GOD! Perito Moreno: Okay, okay, I'm gonna admit it. Perito Moreno… changes you. I mean, imagine this massive wall of ice, calving with thunderous roars, into the turquoise water… It’s absolutely breathtaking. I stood there, jaw dropped, and just stared. Didn’t even bother with my camera at first. Just took it all in. The sheer scale of it is… humbling, terrifying, and awe-inspiring all rolled into one. Took about 300 pictures. I am still terrified of heights and there was a wooden walkway, with a handrail of course, but it wasn't great. I'm glad I went but… I'm also glad to not be there anymore.
1:00 PM - Glacier Hike (Yes, It's as Cold as it Sounds): They gave us crampons and ice axes and we're off! We are now officially ice-walking. We got to do a really cool ice trek. You get to walk on the glacier for a while, with the sun beating down on you. It was a workout, but so worth it. My legs still ache from the hike on the glacier.
4:00 PM - Hot Chocolate and the Aftermath: Back at the lodge had some hot chocolate and the feeling of awe still buzzing.
**7:00 PM - Dinner at **"Don Pichon": Went to a local restaurant. The lamb was delicious!
Day 3: A Bit of a Blur… (My Fault, Not the Place's)
9:00 AM - Lago Argentino: This time I actually managed to take the boat. The views of the lake were stunning. A peaceful boat ride.
12:00 PM - Town trip: Went back to town, and found my suitcase! Victory.
1:00 PM - Lunch: A very late lunch. Ate everything in front of me.
4:00 PM - Packing for the next trip
7:00 PM - Dinner: Went to my favourite restaurant again!
Day 4: Departure (and a Promise to Return, Suitcase-Free)
9:00 AM - Breakfast: Another delicious breakfast. Eating like a king here.
10:00 AM - Last Glimpse: Took one last walk around the hotel grounds. Breathed in the crisp Patagonian air. So long, Patagonia.
11:00 AM - Departure from El Calafate Airport: This time, the flight was uneventful. And thank God, the suitcase made it!
Final Thoughts (and a Plea to the Airlines):
Patagonia, you were… well, you were a lot. You tested my patience, nearly gave me a heart attack on the ice, and left me with a suitcase trauma I’ll probably be unpacking for months. But. You were also magnificent. The glaciers, the views, the sheer wildness of it all… it’s something you just can’t get anywhere else.
And to the airlines… PLEASE find a better system for the luggage. PLEASE. For the sake of sanity.
Would I go back? Absolutely. Would I pack light? Probably not. Would I recommend this trip? Without a doubt. Just… bring some patience, a good sense of humor, and maybe an extra pair of underwear. You’ll probably need them.
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Okay, Okay, So What *IS* Austral Suites Anyway? Sounds Fancy!
Alright, buckle up, because this is where the "luxury" part gets thrown around a LOT. Austral Suites, specifically the one I'm assuming we're talking about in El Calafate, is essentially a fancy-pants hotel. Think ridiculously comfy beds (like, *seriously* comfy, I almost didn't want to leave), stunning views of the Patagonian landscapes (think mountains, glaciers, the whole shebang), and service that makes you feel like royalty… or at least, like someone's personal butler is at your beck and call. They *say* it's all about the experience, and honestly? They’re not entirely wrong. But let's be honest, you're paying for the privilege of NOT having to schlepp your own luggage, yeah?
And, Like, Is It *Worth* the Money? Because My Bank Account is Screaming Right Now.
Oof. The million-dollar question, isn’t it? Okay, look, let's be brutally honest: it's expensive. Like, "eat ramen for a month afterwards" expensive. BUT… and this is a big but… if you're looking for an experience, not just a place to crash, *and* you've saved up for it (or, you know, have rich relatives), then… maybe. I say *maybe* because I felt a pang of guilt every time I ordered a cocktail, knowing I was paying what felt like a small mortgage payment per drink. The views, though? Priceless. And waking up to a breakfast buffet that could feed a small army? Pretty darn close to heaven. The service was impeccable, and the little touches... oh, those little touches! Like the hot water bottle they left on my bed every night. So yeah...worth it? For a splurge? Possibly. For a budget trip? Absolutely not.
So, What Kinds of Rooms Are We Talking About? Anything Besides "Expensive"?
Okay, so the rooms. Naturally, there are various "suites," which is code for "size and price." Seriously, the bigger the suite, the more you pay. I stayed in a "Junior Suite," which was...well, it was anything *but* junior in size. Think massive bed (mentioned it before, I know, but it was *that* good), a seating area with a fireplace (which, let’s be honest, I used more for looking pretty than actually using), and a balcony with views that would make a seasoned Instagrammer weep with joy. Apparently, there are some HUGE suites with private balconies and hot tubs, perfect for pretending you're a celebrity while sipping champagne. I’m not sure if those existed, I can't even afford the junior suite lol.
The Food! Tell Me About the Food, Because I Live to Eat.
Oh, the food! This is where Austral Suites *really* shines, or maybe it's just because I was so broke I savored every single bite. They had a restaurant with all the usual luxury suspects, like perfectly cooked steak, fresh seafood, and enough wine to drown a small country. Breakfast was a buffet of epic proportions, with everything from fresh fruit and pastries to eggs cooked any way you can imagine. And the coffee… oh, the coffee was divine! I’d probably go back just for the coffee and those perfectly flaky croissants I inhaled every morning. There was even a cheese selection that was as impressive as the glacier itself. I may or may not have snuck a few extra rolls for later… don’t judge me!
What About Activities? Do They Just Let You Sit Around Looking Pretty (Which, Let's Face It, Is Half the Appeal)?
They definitely don't *just* let you sit around looking pretty, although they certainly wouldn’t stop you. Austral Suites can arrange all sorts of activities, from guided tours of Perito Moreno Glacier (a MUST-DO, people, seriously!), to horseback riding, hiking, and even boat trips on the lakes. Now, these activities are generally NOT included in the price of the room, so keep that in mind. I did the glacier tour, and it was… mind-blowing. Seriously, standing in front of that giant wall of ice is an experience you won't forget. But it does get *cold*, so pack warm clothes! And the boat trip? Fantastic but be prepared to feel slightly seasick (me, on the other hand) and it wasn't even rough. The staff are good and will help with scheduling and figuring out logistics.
Is There a Spa? Because After All That Hiking (Or, You Know, Just Existing), I'll Need a Massage.
Yep, there's a spa! I didn't indulge, because, you know, ramen funds. But I peeked in, and it looked lovely. From what I could gather, they offer a range of massages, facials, and other treatments designed to pamper your weary travel-worn body. They also had a small pool and sauna. I was tempted, but then I remembered the price of my cocktail the night before and decided to stick to the free views. So… I can’t personally vouch for the spa experience, but trust me, after a day of exploring Patagonia, a massage sounds like pure heaven. If you're not on a strict budget, *definitely* go for it! Maybe, just maybe, I should've sold a kidney for the massage.
What's the Vibe? Is It Stuffy and Formal, or… You Know… Relaxing?
It's definitely on the more…refined side. Think "smart casual" rather than "sweatpants and flip-flops." The staff is incredibly professional and attentive, but not in a way that feels stuffy. They're genuinely friendly and helpful, and they seem to genuinely want you to have a good time. I'm not sure if it's because I was there during the off-season, but there were no "loud tourists" or overwhelming crowds, which was a massive bonus. However, if you accidentally show up in your hiking gear looking like you just fought a bear, they probably won't throw you out but you may feel a little out of place. Just sayin'. So, relaxing as in I could wear a button-down shirt and some nice jeans, yes. Relaxing as in a beach resort? Nope.
Seriously Though, That Bed… Talk to Me About the Bed.
Okay, fine, I'll talk about the bed *again*. Because it was, and I'm not kidding here people, the most comfortable bed I've ever slept in. Ever. It was like being enveloped in a cloud of pure, fluffy bliss. The sheets were silky smooth, the pillows were perfectly plump, and the mattress… oh, the mattress was a masterpiece of sleep engineering. I think I spent half my time there *in* the bed. I'm sure the staff had to come in and check on me. I think I'm going to look into finding a mattress that is the same as what they had because I'm still thinking about it. Seriously. Consider it an investment in your sanity. It’s worth it. Just the bed. TheJet Set Hotels
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