Ahmedabad's WILDEST Hotel Fun Park: Sanand's Hidden Gem!
Ahmedabad's WILDEST Hotel Fun Park: Sanand's Hidden Gem! - A Messy, Honest Review
Alright, buckle up, because I'm about to spill the tea on Ahmedabad's WILDEST Hotel Fun Park in Sanand. Forget those sterile, perfectly-reviewed hotels; prepare for reality, the good, the bad, and the surprisingly…spicy? (I'm looking at you, breakfast buffet).
First, the Essentials – The Accessibility & Sanitization Saga (and a bit of a rant, sorry)
Okay, let's get this out of the way. Accessibility? They say it’s there. Wheelchair accessible… supposedly. I didn't personally experience it fully so, I'll be honest, I can't vouch. They do mention Facilities for disabled guests, but it’s always wise to call ahead and ask specifics if you're dependent on that. Internet's decent enough, free Wi-Fi in all the rooms? YES! Thank heavens. My Instagram feed needed constant updates, you know?
Cleanliness. They’re obsessed with sanitization. Which, okay, great in this day and age, but… I saw more "anti-viral cleaning products" than I've seen Bollywood dance numbers. They have: Daily disinfection, room sanitization, professional sanitizing services… You get the picture. Seems safe! And they’ve got hand sanitizer everywhere, like a religious obligation. Individually-wrapped food options…I swear, if I see another shrink-wrapped croissant, I'm staging a revolt. (Kidding! Mostly.) They really go above and beyond.
Accommodation and Comfort – My Room's Saga
My room… well, it was lovely, actually. I opted for a non-smoking room (obvious, right?). It had everything you'd expect: air conditioning (crucial, TRUST ME), comfy bed, mini-bar (always a bonus!), internet access… you know the drill. My room had a desk to get some work done, which was great.
I will say, the soundproofing was excellent. I couldn't hear the (probably quite loud) festivities from my room which was a pleasant surprise.
Oh, the "mirror". Seriously. They put a mirror in my room. As if I needed to look at myself more. Just kidding, I'm a total narcissist. ;)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - The Food Wars!
Okay, the food. Let's get real here. The restaurant situation is busy, it's got everything. Buffet? Yes. Asian cuisine? Yup. International cuisine? You betcha. Vegetarian options? (Hallelujah!) I loved it. I may or may not have had three helpings of the soup. Don't judge me, it was good.
The breakfast buffet deserves special attention. Now, I'm not a "morning person" in the slightest. But this buffet? It was a battleground. A beautiful, chaotic free-for-all of steaming idli, spicy sambar (yes!), and… an alarming number of pastries. The coffee was… well, it was coffee. You know, enough to get you going. All the hot water and Tea options were a godsend.
They have a poolside bar. Which, in theory, is great. In practice, it just means you have to walk to get your drink. (First World problems, I know.)
Things to Do – The "Fun Park" Part
Alright, here's where it gets interesting. Sanand’s "Fun Park" – the wildest part of the hotel, they claim. And they deliver.
- The Pool with a View: It’s a beautiful pool. I’m not a pool person, but this one felt special. The water was a perfect temperature.
- The Spa: I went for a massage. Let me tell you, that hour of blissful relaxation was worth every rupee. I highly recommend it. The steam room and sauna were decent too.
- Fitness Center: It's there. I walked past it. Didn't go in. (Judge me! I deserve it!)
- Other Stuff: They have a whole bunch of activities: Body scrubs, and body wraps. I feel like I need to try one next time!
Services and Conveniences – The Fine Print
Concierge? Helpful. Laundry Service? Priceless. Dry cleaning? Well, I didn’t need it! The staff were efficient. They even have a doctor/nurse on call!
For the Kids – Family Friendly Fiesta!
I'm not a parent, but even I could see the "Family/child friendly" vibe. They have babysitting service. Kids meal. I want some of those for myself, honestly.
Getting Around – Easy Peasy (Mostly)
They have airport transfer. Car park is free. Taxi service is available, but I didn’t use it.
Overall – Okay, So What's the Catch?
Look, this isn’t a five-star, ridiculously opulent experience. It’s a fun, vibrant place. A hotel that feels like it’s trying to give you a genuinely fun time. Is it perfect? Nah. But it's got soul, it's got energy, and it’s trying to do its best. And sometimes, in the middle of all the sanitizing, that's all you can ask for.
My Quirky Rating: 4 out of 5 stars! (Minus one star for the possibly excessive croissant-wrapping).
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to witness my Ahmedabad/Hotel Fun Park Sanand itinerary, unfiltered and probably slightly chaotic. This isn't your glossy, Instagram-perfect travel guide. This is the real deal, folks. Prepare for some bumps, some belly laughs, and a whole lotta "what was I thinking?"
Day 1: Arrival, Anticipation, and the Quest for Water (aka, "Why Did I Order That Spicy Food?")
- 10:00 AM - ARRIVAL! Touchdown at Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel International Airport. First impression? Humidity. It hits you like a warm, fuzzy blanket… that's also trying to suffocate you. I, your intrepid traveler, am already sweating, and it's only 10 AM. Nailed it.
- 11:00 AM - Taxi Tango! The taxi situation was…an experience. Let's just say I spent a good 20 minutes haggling, feeling like a seasoned bazaar veteran already. (Spoiler: I probably wasn’t.) The driver, a lovely chap named Rajesh, regaled me with stories of his life while weaving through the Ahmedabad traffic, a symphony of horns and near misses. We made it.
- 12:00 PM - Hotel Fun Park - BAM! Okay, the hotel. Initial reaction? A bit… much. It's got that slightly dated, almost theme-park-y vibe. Think late 90s rave meets…a lavish wedding venue. But hey, it's spacious, and the air conditioning is glorious. The room service menu, however, is a tome. Decisions, decisions…
- 1:00 PM - The Curry Catastrophe. Ordered lunch. Let me just say, my taste buds are still recovering. I, in my brilliant wisdom, opted for a ridiculously spicy curry, thinking I could handle it. Wrong. So. Very. Wrong. Sweats, watery eyes, existential questioning of my life choices. Pro-tip: Start slow. The spice level here is not a joke. (Rajesh, if you're reading this, thank you for the water recommendation. It SAVED me.)
- 2:00 PM - Poolside Dreams. Ah, the pool! Finally, some respite from the heat. Took a dip, felt instantly refreshed. It was lovely - mostly. Except for the screaming children and the slightly questionable water clarity. But hey, perspective. It’s still better than a curry-induced meltdown.
- 4:00 PM - The Lost in Translation Tea Party. Decided to order tea. Sounds simple, right? Nope. The waiter seemed genuinely confused by my request. Three different waiters and about fifteen minutes later, I got a lukewarm, slightly sweet, beverage. But hey, at least they eventually made it.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner Disaster, Round Two. Attempted to eat dinner at the hotel restaurant. Another culinary adventure! The food wasn't bad, but the service was slower than a snail on a treadmill. I spent more time staring at an empty plate than actually eating. I swear, I think the waiters were playing a game of "who can avoid eye contact with the hungry tourist."
- 9:00 PM - Bedtime, Bliss. Exhausted. Mentally, physically. But in the best way possible. Ready for a good night's sleep, dreaming of plain yogurt and air conditioning.
Day 2: Water Park Woes and Cultural Clashes (and Glorious Mango Lassi)
- 9:00 AM - The Buffet Battle. Ah, breakfast. The buffet was… well, it was huge. And chaotic. I got lost in a sea of unfamiliar dishes. I did stumble upon some amazing paratha, though. Worth it.
- 10:00 AM - Water Park Shenanigans. Okay, this was supposed to be the highlight. The water park at Hotel Fun Park seemed promising. The reality? Bleh… The slides were fun, but the crowds were insane. I spent more time waiting in line or dodging rogue children than actually sliding. Also, the water quality… again, concerning. I managed to get a good tan, though.
- 12:00 PM - Mango Lassi Nirvana. Found a little juice stand nearby, and OH, the mango lassi! Sweet, creamy, and absolutely divine. It was the liquid equivalent of sunshine, and it instantly erased all water park-related trauma. Seriously, if you only do one thing in Ahmedabad, find a good mango lassi. You’ll thank me later.
- 1:00 PM - The Great Hall of Misinterpretation. Headed to the game room. Ended up getting stuck to a sticky chair for 20 minutes. (Note to self: Check the chairs before you sit).
- 3:00 PM - Exploration I got too tired of the hotel, so I drove through the town to explore.
- 5:00 PM - Relax. Just spent time drinking coffee and reading.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner and Regrets. Made the mistake of ordering some street food for dinner. My stomach is currently waging war on my digestive system. (See: Curry Catastrophe, Round One). Maybe I'll stick to plain yogurt in the morning.
- 9:00 PM - Sleep (Hopefully without the Spicy Nightmares).
Day 3: Departure and lingering thoughts:
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast
- 10:00 AM - Departure
- Post Mortem: Thoughts on Ahmedabad and Hotel Fun Park:
- The Good: The people are incredibly friendly. The mango lassi is life-changing. The air conditioning is a lifesaver.
- The Bad: The spice. The water, the slow service, and the occasional lack of "clean and fresh" (be it with the room or the water park).
- Hotel Fun Park verdict: A bit…much. It needs a bit of a refresh, and the service needs to be sped up! Fun for the weekend, but you need to be prepared for the "experience."
- Would I return? Probably. For that mango lassi. And maybe to conquer that curry. Wish me luck, world!
So there you have it. My messy, honest, and slightly insane adventure in Ahmedabad. Remember, folks, travel isn't perfect. It's about embracing the chaos, laughing at your mistakes, and maybe bringing some anti-diarrheal medication. Happy travels! (And drink the mango lassi.)
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Sanand's Hidden Gem: The Ahmedabad Hotel That's... Well, Something!
Okay, spill it. Is this place *actually* wild? My inner child is demanding answers.
Wild? Honey, let's just say it's... unique. Think less "refined Parisian escape" and more "your eccentric aunt's backyard barbecue, but with a hotel attached." They call it a "Fun Park" and, well, they're not wrong. Whether the fun is intentional, or just the product of delightful chaos, is a question for the philosophers. Prepare for a sensory overload. Prepare for potential mild confusion. Prepare to maybe question some design choices. But wild? Absolutely. And possibly unforgettable.
What kind of "Fun Park" are we talking about? Water slides and Go-Karts? Or...?
Alright, here's the deal. Water slides? Possibly. Go-Karts? I don't *think* so, thankfully (I'm terrible at them). Imagine… and I'm speaking from experience here… a collection of things. Things you *might* expect in a hotel, like a pool (though, frankly, I'd describe it as "an interesting concrete rectangle with water in it"), and things you DEFINITELY don't. Think… sculptures. Questionable statues. Playground equipment that's seen better days. And a general air of "anything goes." Oh, and the food… let's just say it adds to the adventure. More on that later.
The food, you say? Should I pack a sandwich?
Look, I went in with low expectations. LOW. Like, "I'd be happy if it wasn't actively poisonous" low. And… it was food. It *was* food that you could, technically, eat. There’s a buffet situation. It's… generous. The problem? It felt like it had been under the heat lamps since the dawn of time. The naan bread? Stiff as a board. The chicken? Let's just say it had absorbed the essence of "bland." BUT! (And this is a big BUT) there was this *one* dish. This… potato curry. It was… surprisingly good! Like, I went back for seconds. And thirds. Maybe I was just famished after surviving the water slide experience, but that potato curry? A tiny oasis in a sea of... let’s call it “ambitious cuisine.” So, pack a sandwich if you’re a picky eater. But perhaps leave room for that potato curry. You might be pleasantly surprised.
Speaking of water slides. What's the vibe? Are they, you know, safe?
Safe? Well, that’s… a relative term. Let's just say they haven't updated those slides since, oh, I don't know, probably the early 90s? They're *there*. They work. The experience itself? Intense. I'm not going to lie; I was terrified. The plastic was a very vibrant, slightly sun-faded orange. The water... felt a bit questionable. There were patches where the slide felt… sticky. But hey, I survived. And the sheer ridiculousness of it all? Unforgettable. My advice? Close your eyes, hold your breath, and pray you don't break anything. Then laugh like hell afterwards. You probably *will* laugh afterwards. It's that kind of place.
What kind of people will I meet there? Is it mostly families?
Mostly families, yep. Gaggles of kids. The occasional bewildered couple. You'll see groups of friends, maybe looking for an adventurous, slightly-off-the-beaten-path weekend. The crowd’s a mixed bag. But everyone’s got the same bewildered, slightly-amused expression on their faces. It’s like we're all in on a secret. Like we all secretly know this place shouldn't exist, but we're enjoying it anyway. I saw a group of teenagers taking selfies in front of one of the more… *questionable* statues. They were laughing. That pretty much sums it up.
Okay, let's get down to the nitty-gritty. What about the rooms? Are they clean?
The Rooms! Ah yes, the rooms. They were... functional. Clean-ish. Look, let's not kid ourselves, this is not a five-star hotel. Don't expect luxury. Don’t expect anything remotely resembling a design aesthetic. Think basic, but with character. You’ll find all the essentials: a bed, a bathroom (with hot water, thankfully), and a television… which probably only has like, five channels, but hey, who’s watching TV when there's a *fun park* to conquer? The AC worked, which is a life-saver in Ahmedabad heat. The overall feeling was… "lived-in." Think of it as camping, but with a roof and a private bathroom. Just. Manage your expectations. Seriously.
Any Pro-Tips for Surviving the Experience?
- Embrace the Absurdity: This is key. Go in with an open mind, a sense of humor, and a willingness to roll with the punches.
- Pack Snacks (and Possibly a Sandwich): You'll thank me later.
- Bring Your Own Towel (and maybe some disinfectant wipes): Just in case. You can never be too prepared.
- Wear Water Shoes: Those pools are more concrete-y than you'd expect.
- Don't Overthink It: Just… don’t. Let go of your expectations and just… *be*.
- Go With Friends! It's a shared experience. Misery (and hilarity) loves company!
- Take Pictures: You’ll need proof this actually happened. Trust me.
- And Most Important: Prepare for the Story you'll Tell For Years! You'll be regaling anyone who listen, with the tales of this Fun Park.
Would you go back? Be honest!
Honestly? Maybe. Probably. Okay, yes. Yes, I would. It's not the Ritz, and it's not exactly relaxing. But it's memorable. It’s unique. It's a quirky little slice of Ahmedabad you won't find anywhere else. It’s something you *have* to experience yourself. Even if I secretly dread seeing the water slides again, I kind of miss it. If you're looking for an adventure, a story to tell, and a whole lot of laughter, you've found your place. Just… don't expect perfection. Expect… *fun*... or at least, something close. Go and tell me what you think!Book Hotels Now
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