
Luxury Redefined: ARTOTEL TS Suites Surabaya - Your Indonesian Paradise Awaits!
ARTOTEL TS Suites Surabaya: Is This Paradise Really Redefined? A Messy, Honest Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the neon-lit, art-infused, presumably luxurious world of ARTOTEL TS Suites Surabaya. I've just clawed my way back, and honestly? My brain is still swimming in a glorious, slightly chaotic mix of amazing Indonesian food, questionable decisions at the pool, and the lingering smell of fresh, clean… something. Let's get this review rolling.
First Impressions: Is This Actually Accessible? (And Does it Matter?)
Okay, let's be real: accessibility is crucial. And ARTOTEL, thankfully, seems to get it. Wheelchair accessible? Check. Elevator? Double-check. They've got the basics covered, which is a huge win. Now, I may not need a wheelchair, but seeing thoughtful touches like accessible hallways and ramps gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling… like they actually care. I didn't see a ton of specifics like Braille signage, but honestly, they tried.
Getting Connected (Because, Let's Be Honest, I Need My Fix)
Internet access? Yeah, you betcha. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Yes! Thank the digital gods! I mean, who can survive without instant access to cat videos and the latest gossip? Wi-Fi in public areas? Yup, and it was surprisingly decent, which I was thankful for when I needed to work and didn't want to be stuck in my room, feeling like a hermit. Internet [LAN]? Well, they offer it. Did I personally use it? Nope. Did I need it? Not particularly. But the option is there, which is comforting for the hardcore internet users.
Rooms: My Personal Sanctuary (or, My Tiny Art-Filled Prison?)
Okay, the rooms. They're… cool. They're definitely different. Think modern art meets minimalist luxury, with a dash of Indonesian flair. I opted for a non-smoking room (thankfully!), and the air conditioning was a lifesaver, especially when the Surabaya sun decided to unleash its full fury. Air conditioning in public area? Essential and present – again, a win. The bed was… comfortable. The blackout curtains were seriously appreciated for those early mornings when the sun was not welcome. Complimentary tea and free bottled water? Always a plus! Room features like alarm clock, bathrobes, and in-room safe box were all standard and helpful. Daily housekeeping was efficient and unobtrusive. They even had a laptop workspace, which I didn't use, but was available, ready to give me the productivity tools I needed.
Now, the "artsy" touches? A little overwhelming. The decorations were… intense. Like, "did a famous artist vomit color on this wall?" intense. (Okay, maybe not that bad… But close.) The window that opens was a nice touch and provided some much-needed fresh air. Seating area was cool, and overall, it all felt like a nice, clean space.
The Spa: Oh, the Spa. Did Someone Say, "Bliss?"
Okay, let's talk spa/sauna and all the related goodies. This is where ARTOTEL really shines. I'm a sucker for a good massage, and the ones offered were divine. Forget all your digital issues and prepare to truly relax. The body scrub was exfoliating perfection. The sauna? Hot and steamy, just the way I like it. The steamroom? Even better. The foot bath was a welcome treat after pounding the pavements of Surabaya. The massage? Pure, unadulterated bliss. I may or may not have fallen asleep. Multiple times. No judgment allowed.
Food, Glorious Food (And the Occasional Stomach Ache):
Oh, the food. Where do I even begin? Restaurants are plentiful. Breakfast [buffet]? Absolutely. Asian breakfast? Yep. Western breakfast? You betcha. A la carte in restaurant? Yup. Breakfast takeaway service? Very helpful for those busy mornings. The coffee shop served some decent java. There are restaurants with Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, and Western cuisine in restaurant to satisfy all your cravings so you'll never be left hungry. The poolside bar was a life-saver. The desserts in restaurant were dangerous to my waistline.
Now, the slightly less rosy part. I tried the sushi a few times (because I am an adventurer), and let's just say… not every dish was a masterpiece. But hey, you can't win 'em all. The key is to explore and find your favorites!
Pool Time: Because, Priorities
The swimming pool [outdoor] is gorgeous. Seriously, it's stunning. The pool with a view is a dream. But… and this is a big but… it was a little crowded at times. Finding a lounger could be a battle. And getting a drink? Took some time. But the water was refreshing, the sun was warm, and the overall vibe was chill. (Plus, the poolside bar made the wait bearable!)
Cleanliness and Safety: Did They Actually Sanitize Everything?!
This is where ARTOTEL really impressed me. Cleanliness and safety were clearly a priority. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Hand sanitizers were everywhere.Hot water linen and laundry washing? Yup. Room sanitization opt-out available? Not that I saw, but honestly, I was happy to have it sanitized. They even had professional-grade sanitizing services. Staff trained in safety protocol? Seemed like it. I felt safe, which is a huge relief.
Things To Do: Beyond Lounging By The Pool
Okay, so you're not just going to sit in your room, right? ARTOTEL offers a surprisingly diverse range of things to do. It may seem like a simple checklist of things to do, but it's a world of fun.
- Fitness center: I peeked in, it had a decent range of equipment, if you're that kind of person.
- Gym/fitness: See above, plus you have access to everything to help.
- Family/child friendly I saw families there, there were kids facilities and babysitting service.
- Couple's room - if you have extra love.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
ARTOTEL offers a wide array of services and conveniences, to make your stay feel like a true vacation. The details give it that extra edge, making it easier than ever to relax.
- Cash withdrawal
- Concierge
- Convenience store
- Currency exchange
- Dry cleaning
- Elevator
- First aid kit
- Invoice provided
- Ironing service
- Laundry service
- Luggage storage
- Safety deposit boxes
- Gift/souvenir shop
- Taxi service
- Valet parking
Business Facilities: If You Must Work
The hotel offers the usual business amenities, in case you have to get work done.
- Business facilities
- Indoor venue for special events
- Outdoor venue for special events
- Meetings
- Meeting/banquet facilities
- Projector/LED display
- Seminars
- Wi-Fi for special events
- Xerox/fax in business center
Getting Around: Mobility
Airport transfer? Good to know. Car park [free of charge]? Awesome! Car park [on-site]? Yep. Taxi service is available. Valet Parking is Valet parking is available.
Extra Considerations (The Little Details that Matter)
- Cashless payment service? Yes! Super convenient.
- Doctor/nurse on call? Peace of mind.
- Family/child friendly? They had kids there, and seemed to be catering to families.
- Non-smoking rooms? Yes, thank goodness.
- Pets allowed unavailable: This is likely a pro or a con depending on your preference.
- Smoking area: Available if that is your preference, but in its own area.
My Verdict: Is ARTOTEL TS Suites Surabaya Worth It?
Absolutely. Despite a few minor hiccups (the sushi, the occasional pool chaos), ARTOTEL TS Suites Surabaya is a fantastic choice. It's stylish, clean, well-located, and offers a truly relaxing experience. The spa is a MUST-DO. The food, for the most part, is delicious. They really go the extra mile with cleanliness and safety, and the staff is friendly and helpful.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's polished travel itinerary. This is a messy, real-life, laugh-out-loud diary of my attempt to navigate the ARTOTEL TS Suites Surabaya, and lord knows what else Surabaya throws my way. Prepare for tangents, questionable decisions, and the constant hum of self-doubt.
Title: Surabaya Shenanigans: A Mostly Coherent Attempt at an Itinerary (Pray for Me)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Indonesian Humidity Tango
- 1:00 PM: Landed at Juanda International Airport (SUB). The air hit me like a warm, wet blanket. Okay, maybe more like a suffocating, humid hug. My hair immediately frizzed up, and I swear, I could practically see the sweat beading on my upper lip. First impression? Surabaya, you are… intense.
- Anecdote: Finding the airport taxi stand was a comedy of errors. Basically, I wandered around looking lost (which, let's be honest, I was) until a nice-looking Indonesian guy took pity on me and pointed me in the right direction. He even said, "Selamat datang!" which I know means "Welcome!", and it made me immediately feel less like an alien and more like a… slightly lost alien.
- 2:00 PM: Checked into ARTOTEL TS Suites. Honestly, the lobby is gorgeous – sleek, modern, and air-conditioned. Bless the air-conditioning. I'm already considering setting up permanent residence here. The staff is ridiculously polite and helpful, which is both comforting and slightly intimidating. Are they always this nice? Is there a hidden agenda? (Just kidding… mostly.)
- 3:00 PM: Finally in my suite! Suite, people! This is a step up from the shoebox-sized rooms I usually end up in. King-sized bed? Check. Balcony overlooking… something? Check. I immediately threw myself on the bed, letting out a primal "Ahhhhh." My body sighed in relief.
- Opinion: I’m already loving this hotel. Maybe I'll never leave. Honestly, if the Indonesian government would let me pay rent in the hotel, I might just become a permanent resident. Screw my apartment back home!
- 4:00 PM: Attempted to venture out. Failed. The sun felt personally offended by my existence. Retreat. Watched some terrible Indonesian television (which I don't understand, but it's somehow captivating).
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Ordered something local (Nasi Goreng, I think?). It was delicious, but way too spicy. I cried a little. Delicious tears.
- Emotional Reaction: The food, the heat, my overwhelming exhaustion… I'm a puddle of happy, sweaty mess. This is exactly what I needed.
- 8:30 PM: Sat on the balcony to cool down. Watched a couple of city lights. Then, I went to bed.
Day 2: A Dive into the Deep End (and a Spicy Surprise)
- 8:00 AM: Woke up feeling… cautiously optimistic. The humidity was still there, but I was starting to acclimatize. Breakfast at the hotel. Fruit, pastries, and coffee. Fueling up for the day!
- 9:30 AM: Attempted a taxi ride to "House of Sampoerna" (a cigarette museum. Don't judge!). Traffic was a nightmare. Endless scooters, honking, and general chaos. It was thrilling! Slightly terrifying! But thrilling!
- 10:30 AM: House of Sampoerna. Surprisingly interesting! Learned about the history of Indonesian cigarettes and saw a beautiful colonial-era building. The air conditioning was a godsend. Took way too many photos of everything.
- Quirky Observation: The cigarette factory inside the museum was buzzing with hundreds of women deftly rolling cigarettes. It was like a scene from a movie, except I'm pretty sure they weren't filming a romantic comedy.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a local warung (small restaurant). Ordered something I thought was safe. It was a delicious noodle soup, but the chili! Oh, the chili! My mouth was on fire. I may or may not have shed more spicy tears. (It's a running theme, apparently.)
- Messy Structure/Rambles: I truly believed that Indonesia had a spice level that I could actually handle. I was clearly mistaken. This spicy journey took on a soul-searching experience. Is it a metaphor for my life? A reflection of my inability to say no? Maybe. Mostly it was just really, really spicy.
- 2:30 PM: Regrouped at the hotel. Used the pool. It was as if the Gods heard my prayer.
- 4:00 PM: Attempted to walk. Failed. The humidity won again.
- 6:00 PM: Ordered room service. Chicken satay. Safe choice, right?
- 7:00 PM: Sat in my room, sweating, watching Indonesian TV. Starting to feel like a local at this point.
- 8:00 PM: Drank a coke.
Day 3: Shopping, Souls, and Suds
- 9:00 AM: Checked out of hotel.
- 9:15 AM: Tried to find a present shop for my family, but was distracted by the thought of missing breakfast.
- 10:00 AM: Finally went to the shop, brought some presents.
- 12:00 PM: Packed the luggage and left the hotel.
Post-Trip Reflection (aka, The Morning After The Flight Back)
Surabaya, you glorious, chaotic, spicy, and surprisingly beautiful city. You humbled me, challenged me, and nearly set my mouth on fire multiple times. ARTOTEL TS Suites, you were my oasis of air-conditioned sanity. Would I go back? Absolutely. Would I pack more antacids? You bet your bottom dollar. Until next time, Surabaya. Until next time… and maybe, just maybe, I'll learn to handle the chili. (Probably not, though.)
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So, like, what *is* ARTOTEL TS Suites, anyway? Sound fancy.
The Rooms: Are they worth the splurge? Spill the REAL tea.
Food, Glorious Food! What about the grub?
The Pool & Rooftop Bar: The Instagrammable Dreams?
What about the service? Are they actually helpful or just *pretending*?
Okay, Okay, I'm intrigued. But… What's the *real* vibe? Is it stuffy or fun?
Location, Location, Location! Is it well placed?
What about the spa!? Do they offer a massage that can take me to heaven?
Okay, so should I actually go? Tell me what to expect, and what to watch out for


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